the slut club [5sos]

sofia - bitches

if there's one thing i learned as resident queen slut at webster high, it's to beware of bitches.

and as shallow and conceited and well bitchy as i seem, heed my advice.

take jessica clark for example-she's slept with every guy old enough to know what sex is [and some that aren't]. and has the nerve to say that i was the one who her boyfriend [luke hemmings, he's slept with enough people and spread enough stds to be an honorary member of the slut club] cheated on her with.

or noah sanchez, 78% cleavage, 42% ass, 36% bitch, and 100% whore. who still manages to be a straight a student with enough credidentials to get into yale, if she chose to. not to mention her daddy, who paid for our gym, and for our sex ed class. talk about daddy's little rich slut. she will lick, suck, blow, and top, regardless of your gender, sexual orientation, or relationship status. sounds prefect, doesn't it?

newsflash ! ! ! !

she's taken.

by [ahh. my favorite topic of conversation] ashton-fucking-irwin. now that, is one rich, conceited, perfect, adorable, muscled, tall, cocky-asshole-of-a-manwhore. also the only other guy to ever get anywhere close to beating calum hood's record of virginities taken. 

they have mutually agreed to be allowed to sleep with anyone they choose, as long as their parents still think they are in a commited realtionship.

more on that later.

and now it brings it back to me. i sofia montgomery am the sluttiest, most willing, desperate, whore, easy-to-fuck, cheapest, prostitute ever to attend webster high. and that's just what it says on the bathroom walls. girls, hide your boyfriends, because big, bad sofias gonna tear them away from you! and she won't have to lift her perfectly manicured pinky finger to do so!

it's rumors like that, that made me start the slut club.

and sure, maybe calum will end up as the world's most paid porn star, and ashton might end up starting a national outbreak of chlamydia, and the new kid michael might be an undetermined, newly found gender, but these people understand. they know how it feels to get called 'slut' and 'whore' and 'prostitute' and have to walk away like it never hurt to get called something your parents told you never to become.

they know.

and it really does hurt, you know? it's hard pretending that the things people say about you don't affect the way you live your life. or that it doesn't matter if you are wearing a little more clothing then usual, because even your teachers talk about you behind your back. or that your principle has a pool going for when you're finally gonna get knocked up. or the fact maybe you really are a lesbian, like what's so bad about that?

it's just nice to know that these people are okay with your sexuality, your gender, your virginity status.us sluts, we have to stick together, you know? if we don't have each other, then we don't have anyone.

it's just nice, you know? it really is.

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chapter oneeeeeeeeeeeee biatches