Nights out with Harry

i surrender

 Harry’s POV:

                I huffed as I walked through the door and slumped down on the couch throwing my keys and phone on the coffee table. I felt a pair of arms wrap around my neck and Y/N’s warm breath tickle my ear.

“Hi handsome.” 

‘Not now Y/N. I’m not in the mood.’  She walked around the couch and sat down next to me rubbing my back.

“What’s wrong?” 

‘Please stop.’ 

“Harry, I’m just trying to help.” 

‘Well you’re not.’

                She got up and I assumed I’d finally be alone. When she came back she had a pair of chopsticks and a bottle of wine. “Can I ask you a question and then I promise to go away?” I huffed once again, honestly not in the mood for whatever she had planned. 

‘…Fine.’  She placed the chopsticks under her top lip and made them look like tusks. I think I’m dating a psycho. 

“What did the grape say when the walrus stood on it?”

 ‘What…’  She picked up the wine bottle stating “Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”

I stared at her for a second before I began to snicker.

                She took the chopsticks out and smiled at me. “Best joke I ever told, right?” 

‘Honestly love. That was absolutely horrible.’

 “But you laughed.”

‘Because it was horrible.’ She ran her finger over my dimpled scratching it lightly, causing me to laugh even more. ‘You are the worst.’ 

“If that was true you would have walked out of the room by now.” 

‘That’s fair.’ 

“Do you want to talk about it?”

 ‘Can you distract a bit more first?’ 

“Of course. Another joke perhaps?!?”

 ‘Oh my god, no. Anything but that.’  She straddled me running her hands up and down my sides tickling me causing me to squirm and lay down flat on the couch. She wasted no time moving her hands under my arms ticking my armpits, which just so happened to be my most ticklish spot.

                ‘Y/N…I surrender…I surrender.’ 

“What was that? I couldn’t hear you.”

‘You are the greatest girlfriend in the world.’ 

“That’s better.”  I grabbed her face and pulled her down on top of me kissing her. 

‘I meant what I said. You really are the greatest girlfriend.’ 

“I was thinking of holding out until you said I told the greatest jokes but I knew you’d never let me win that one.”

 ‘It’s true. No one tells better jokes than I.’ 

“Yeah that giraffe and baboon joke is so great…”  I began rubbing her thighs. 

‘You know you love it.’ 

“Not in the slightest…but I do like where this is heading.” 

‘Then let me carry you to the bedroom and we can continue.’