Harry Potter and Percy Jackson Facebook Chats

Chapter 30

~Ron Weasley updated his status~

So if Percy and Annabeth were dating this whole time then who the fuck was David Archuleta? 

-comments-

Annabeth Chase: It was a prank we were pulling on Percy. That David dude was actually Piper in disguise.

Leo Valdez: You made a very convincing boy Pipes.

Piper McLean: Gee thanks. :\

Percy Jackson: I hate you all. I'm telling my mom.

Piper McLean: Because we pranked you?

Percy Jackson: No, because you tried to steal my girlfriend. You're a mean lady.

Aphrodite: I have mixed feelings about this.

Piper McLean: We're just friends. Neither one of us are gay. Besides I'm dating Jason.

Percy Jackson: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Piper McLean: -_-

Annabeth Chase: Wow...

~Piper McLean updated her status~ 

I'm never going to help prank Percy ever again.

-comments- 

Leo Valdez: You're just mad that you can't ask for tips on knife technique without Percy acting like her personal bodyguard.

Piper McLean: It's not my fault. He keeps giving me the stink eye.

Leo Valdez: Charmspeak him into forgetting that you pretended to be a guy that fake-dated his girlfriend.

Piper McLean: When did you become a genius?

Leo Valdez: I like tacos. :)

Piper McLean: Nevermind

~Hermione Granger updated her status~

People with the letter 'A' in their first names are said to be more beautiful and intelligent. 

-comments-

Stalker: :)

Alyssa Twilight: As long as mom doesn't see this, I feel special.

Megan Revis: Where did you find this?

Hermione Granger: Facebook.

Leo Valdez: If I had a better name.....

Hermione Granger: Pretty sure this only applies to girls...

Aphrodite: I KNEW IT. TAKE THAT ATHENA I AM SMARTE. I HAVE BEAUTY AND BRAINS.

Emilie: So smart that you spelled smart wrong...

Athena: You can't believe everything that's on Facebook.

Emma Jones: Don't judge. She probably is very smart. I mean she DOES have two brains.

Kitten Monroy: Yeah two big brains.

Aphrodite: Thank you

Kitten Monroy: You're stupid.

Aphrodite: That's not what the post said.

Annabeth Chase: I would unfriend all of you, but then I wouldn't have any entertainment.