Chapter 2

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    ★Your POV★
   
    Sitting beside Levi and Hanji, you nervously glanced at Erwin's place. The place was very silent you could hear your breath.
    Now that's stinky.
    Did I brush my teeth early this morning? Or did I...
   
    "So, (Y/N) why are you still there when we already made sure to evacuate the civillians?" Erwin said breaking the silent.
    "Meh, Who knows! Even I still have doubts if you're fake or nah" thankfully I am just a very kind and timid lady In front of other people. I (Y/N) have never been so rude to talk shits with a stranger.
   
    You fell into a deep thought and wonder if you should tell them but figured out that you should make an excuse, after all, no one would believe that you came from another world right? Or maybe the fact that you know that "they" are paid actors.
   
    Maybe I could try getting away with some random questions? Ah okay, I have one. I've been meaning to ask this for a while now.
   
    "What kind of bird did they use on the badge "wings of freedom"?"
   
    They stared at you blankly.
   
    Eh. Are they not buying it?
   
    Erwin lifted his hand. Oh my God, is he going to do the "Get out of my office this instance!" Or do I become a titan food?!
   
    But to my utter shock and disappointment, he rested his hand on his chin and began on a long process of thought.
   
    I am not disappointed with not being a titan food! You just read it wrong!
   
    Not at all!
   
    "Good question, I've been thinking about it for a while now" Erwin thought.
   
    I smiled.
   
    "Ohh~ Now this calls for an experiment, maybe it came from a titan! Wings of a titan! How cool would that be~ AHA! HAHAHAHAHA" Hanji joined in too. What a lunatic aish.
   
    We were busy exchanging our thoughts when we heard a cough from behind.
   
    "Stop blabbering shits, this is not why we are called here" Levi opened his mouth.
    

Sounds rude to me considering we're having a good topic.


    That still felt attractive to me. You mentally cried when you heard his voice.
   
    "So back to the topic, why were you there again?"
   
    "I got lost" You said flatly trying to overcome your nervousness, you're not fantastic at lying and this is the first time in your life that you lied to someone.
   
    And of course that's a lie, you just recently stole money on your mother's wallet! You most definitely had to get your hands on the Levi Dakimakura. So you are not fantastic at lying, you are just perfect at it.
   
    They all arched and eyebrow. You felt your heart pound faster. It's beating so fast! Oh my God it's beating!
    Ah! Of course, it's beating, I'm alive after all.
   
    "Tch, tell us the real reason already, we don't have much time" Levi irritatedly said.
   
    You knew that lying to him would cause you to your dead, your hands started to shake and your now sweating. "Y-you won't believe me anyway" You said.
   
    "If you are going to talk nonsensical things like glasses here, then of course we are not going to believe it"
   
    You sighed and calmed yourself down and figured out to tell them the truth. You explained what happened to them from a to z.
   
    "And here I am! My dear aliens~" You said finishing your sentence.
   
    "O-oi, You think she's normal? I think she's crazy" Erwin asked, and you glared at him which caused him to shut up.
   
    "Great another Hanji to deal with!"
   
    "Hey! For some reason I feel offended!" Glasses yelled back. But she later looked at you with glimmering eyes and held your hands. Me too Hanji, Me too.
   
    "But I think I'll believe her!" Hanji said. Your face lightens up when she said that.
   
    "Really Hanji?! Oh thank you~" You said and tackled her into a tight hug, she hugged you back too.
   
    "Now we have two crazy people" Levi sighed.
   
    "I am not Crazy! I'm just Awesome!" You said at him while he just replied you with a 'tch'.
   
    "Say... (Y/N)! Why don't you join our squad?! I'm gonna need you as my experiment assistant, whatya think?" Hanji said, her eyes twinkling.
   
    You thought for a second and agreed, why not? You don't have a place to go home here right? And, Levi is here... Your ultimate husbando
   
    Okay I'm being clingy StOP.
   
    Now I feel so much cringe.
   
    "Great! Now let's go!" Hanji said dragging you towards the door when Erwin opened his mouth.
   
    "Hanji, you can't just let someone join our regiment without knowing what skills they possess, and by the looks of it, I know that she's... quite weak, she'll just get herself get killed and be eaten by those titans."
   
    "I feel hurt" You replied.
   
    The blonde guy gave you an apologetic look, but you waved your hands and told him "it doesn't matter"
   
    Hanji stopped from her tracks and looked at you. "Yeah he's right, so first, I'm going to see what skills you have" She said happily and stomped towards the door.
   
    "To the training field!" She said happily and you followed her.
    

 I purposely did not put brackets or columns here cuz I just chicken know you're skipping once you see A and N together with this thing ":" I guess A and N really are meant for each other sigh. To you who's clueless, This is an author's note and yes I did change some stuffs here. Love you!

   
    "Hmm... Now that I see that your good at hand to hand combat. You're still nothing when it comes to Titans without knowing how to use a 3DMG." Hanji said to you.
   
    "Lemme try" You said confidently and grabbed a 3DMG equipment. You then put it on and tried it.
   
    "(Y/N)! You can't use that instantly! You-" Hanji's words were cutted of when you shooted the hook and did some tricks on it. Furthermore, you have some intense training back from your home, intense and much harder than this so that's why you're confident and good at this.
   
    "Woah, (Y/N)! You're excellent at that for a beginner!" Hanji said amusedly.
   
    You gave her a small smile and landed in front of her with a backflip.
   
    "So? What next?" You said to Hanji and Hanji looked at Levi you followed her look to Levi.
   
    "Tch, whatever" He said and walked away....

...was what we all expected but contrary to your imagination, reality is harsh. It's a bitch.

"Woah (Y/N) you are seriously perfect at failing anything." Hanji slowed down her tempo.

"I don't think she's perfect at failing anything...?" Erwin retorted, your face gleamed up, happily.

"She's perfect in becoming a titan's food...without failing" Erwin snorted and stifled a laugh, your face dropped as you menacingly glared at him.

Hanji with his big voice shouted, "I'm still keeping her!"

"Keep her? why are you making it sound like you are adopting a pet?"

"I don't care, she looks like one. A dumb one"

"I'm not dumb!"

"She's going to die you know?"

"...I won't..."

"Shut up, You will"

"Even if she dies, it's an honor! She gets to be eaten by my lovely titans!"

"...that, I'd rather become dumb"

Erwin and Hanji clashed until Levi spoke up.

"Glasses if you want to keep her then you won't be able to do your expirements"

"Anything but that!"

"Then it's decided, she'll just die if we keep her anyway."

... A moment of silence passed.

"I know how to clean?" You tried.

Then another silence passed.

"I even got a reward back on my town for being best at cleaning. Leaving the room spotless?"

There was not even a second to lose when Levi opened his mouth to quickly say: "Keep her"

    You and Hanji giggled and did a high five.
   
    "Great! Now come! Were gonna give you your uniform!" She said at you before dragging you again.





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I edited it, and I just made it worse. The cringe + cliche + dumbass combo is just = *Chef's kiss*
okay bye.

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