rap monster ~bts~

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by issa_calendra

by issa_calendra

this is for my bby somikim

babe lets go meet the boys rap monster asked

sure oppa you say as you kiss him on the cheek

you guys head over to the park and see the boys being silly

v and jimin were the first ones to see you

"SOMIKA" they yell while running towards you

"Hey guys what's new" you say

"nothing much what about you ?" jungkook

well tonight me and my friend calendra are doing kareoke tonight are you guys gonna go "

they all had smiles on their faces "so i guess that's a yes "

they all nod

well we are singing hey mama by the black eyed peas

~later that night~

"hello my name is somika"

"and mine is calendra we will be singing hey mama by the black eyed peas" calendra: (La la la la la) Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama Get on the floor and move your booty moma We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma (REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND) Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me really feel naunughty Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me really feel naunughty

somika: I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew But everything I do, I do just for you I'm a little bit of old, and a bigger bit of Nu The true know that the peas come thru We never cease (NOO), we never die no we never decease (NOO) We multiply like we mathamatice Then we drop bombs like we in the middle east (The bomb bombas, the base move dramas) Naw y'all knaw, who we are y'all knaw, we the stars Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards And, lookin' hard without bodygaurds (I do) what I can (Y'all come thru) will.i.am And still I stand, with still mic in hand (So come on mama, dance to the drama)

both: Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama (Hey) get on the floor and move your booty mama (Yaw) we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (Hey) so shake your bambama, come on now mama Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama (Hey) get on the floor and move your booty mama (Yaw) we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (La la la la la)

calendra: We the big town stumpas, and big sound pumpas The beat bump bumps in your trunk trunkas The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps It never quits (NOOOO) we need to carry 9mm clips (NOOOO) Don't wanna squize trigger, just wanna squize t*ts (Lubaluba) cause we the show stoppas And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas Naw y'all knaw, who we are y'all knaw, we the stars Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards How we rockin' it girl, without body guards Now she be, Fergie, from the crew B.E.P., come and take heed, as we take the lead (So come on papa, dance to the drama)

both: Hey mama, this that shit that make you groove, mama (Yaw) get on the floor and move your booty mama (Wuh) we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma (NAWWWW, NAWWW) Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and no fakin I know you see me shakin' and the way I break it down I got the whole world quakin Off the Richter, off the Richter, off the Richter, off the Richter, off the Richter, off the Richter steady are you ready.

somika: Hey shorty, I know you wanna party the way your body look realli make me really feel naunughty

calendra: But the race is not, for the swift But who really can, take control of it And tippa irie and the black eyed peas will be thhhheeerre til infinity, til infinity, til infinity, til infinity, til infinity Tippa is onuunuut

somika:Nosa dima shock, nosa dima ting everytime you sit there I hear, bling bling O wata ting, hear blacka sing grinding, and winding and the madda be moving in a perfect timing and we dance and dance to the dancehall riddim and we're really to nice, it finga lickin' like rice and peas and chicken stuffing

as we both finished we looked to the boys and they all had shocked faces we both bowed and thanked everyone then we ran to the boys

"holy cow somika i didn't know you can do that" rap monster says to you then he gives you a kiss

"aawweee you guys are soooo cute together" you hear calendra say

you turn to look at jungkook and jimin staring at her OMG they like her hahaha we all went home and rap monster and i had a movie night but we mostly kissed my life is just perfect

"i love you somika"

"i love you to oppa" you say while giving him a kiss

note: somika bby i suspect kids ;) lol jk but those kids would be adorable though :)