Kuroko no Basuke Magazine: Issue #1

Finally Fessing Up

Hey everyone! We're keyqueen13 and Red_ZeveRin and we're going to give you embarrassing stories that will tickle your funny bones...metaphorically. Due to privacy issues, some guests will remain anonymous, or have a nickname that isn't used by the other Wattpad users, unless they wish otherwise.

The month's theme is SPORT! We have embarrassing stories from all types of sports...or five. We have three guests today, Puripuriko, ChibiTIGERdesu and huehue03. We're also including stories from your's truly. So sit back, relax and read on for some embarrassingly satitating fun.

Our first guest was interviewed by Red_ZeveRin. Please welcome Puripuriko!

What sport did you humiliate yourself in and what happened?

'Well this one time we were playing badminton in PE. My friend and I were VERY good at it, we were playing against one another, everyone was watching our match. Everything was going well until I got hit in the eye by a shuttle cock.

I think the humiliating part was that the teacher said "Your eye just took that cock, huh?" in front of many students.'

keyqueen13: Ohmigod! I would be completely mortified if that happened to me! I can't believe a teacher would say that!

Red_ZeveRin: LOL! That's gonna be awkward for green minded people (including me). Just hope your teacher didn't mean anything by it!

Our second guest today is ChibiTIGERdesu and was also interviewed by Red_ZeveRin.

What sport did you humiliate yourself in and what happened?

'I play volleyball but I'm not so good at it so I stay at the back, nor am I tall enough to be MB. So anyways, we had this training regimen of doing recieves but everytime I try to recieve the ball always bounces to my face! My face would be red everytime P.E class would end! Haha!'

keyqueen13: I know how that feels. I once knocked my braces off trying to send a volleyball back over the net. Needless to say we didn't do volleyball in PE next week XD.

Red_ZeveRin: Aw! That reminds me of my red faces too! And Hinata from HQ! as well! I still don't have the hang of it too...

Our last guest today is huehue03, also interviewed by Red_ZeveRin.

What sport did you humiliate yourself in and what happened?

'HAHA! Basketball! But that didn't make me hate it! It was intramurals in October 2013 and the basketball girls in my event had missing players. I was on bench but I was not ready to play. But they needed players ASAP. I was wearing jeans and doll shoes and I was bringing a handkerchief and they made me enter in the middle of a game, playing like that! We won and it gladdens me alot. But funny, the students as I walking kept talking about me! HAHAH! But if it was a small thing to you, all in all, no sport humiliate myself xD'

keyqueen13: If you can play and win basketball in jeans and ballet flats, you can do anything XD

Red_ZeveRin: I can't imagine playing basketball that way! Nor do I want to! Haha! Must be hard...and awkward. Think positively for the win instead! ^^

And now for the writer 'fession session.

Red_ZeveRin

'During my last High school sport's fest, they finally had girl's basketball, but it's 3-on-3. I'm just an extra player but I so wanted to experience playing, and then one of our main players had been absent for 4 days straight so she was removed from it and I was added! So I was so excited to play (I didn't have time to practice though) and then the day came for the games!

Of course, we played awkwardly and the referee kept blowing us for fouls. Our teacher told him to lay off the rules a bit because we didn't get it much, so it was practically a few rules (like you get travelling if you take three steps or more ha).

In the end, me and my blue team won the first round. But the referee actually took fouls away from us and said that I had 16 fouls!! Well, I was the one who got the least fouls (the other girls got 24 and 19 I think). Next round we lost haha. My fouls this time was 22. Wow! Seriously! We played basketball like monkeys...hehe.'

keyqueen13: I love your school! Girl's basketball? Heck yeah! The team in ours is only for the years below us. And that many fouls?! LOL yiu would have been thrown out like 11 times XD

keyqueen13

'Well it wasn't embarrassing so much as sore but the fact that it happened twice in a row was embarrassing. It happened last Monday actually.

There was a baseball camp on all week for kids and teenagers and we were practising the footwork for routine grounders. The field wasn't really in the best condition and the balls were doing funny hops all over the place. I was playing second base and a ball hit a weed and popped into my throat.

Later on that day, during batting practice, a friend and I were fielding and have a competition to see who could field the most hits. My brother hit a line drive towards me and my friend cut across. He missed the catch and the ball bounced off his glove into my throat...it was so weird.'

Red_ZeveRin: I don't know much about baseball so I don't know how a ball tastes like- pfft! What happens once can happen twice! Be careful partner-san~ Cuz third time's the charm! ;) 

So that's the story Rory. Let us know who you think had the best story! Winner will get two new followers and votes on all their stories! Best of luck to competitors and see you all next month!

-keyqueen13 and Red_ZeveRin