Kuroko no Basuke Magazine: Issue #1

Rapid Rants

 Rapid Rants

Hello to you all Kuroko no Basuke Fans all over the world! I wonder what got your attention to read this. But anyways, like the title says, this is about some random rants about KnB. This may contain some things that may offend some of you, and this is only in my opinion.

Let’s start with one of the most annoying characters I’ve seen so far. Momoi Satsuki. 

Some are wondering why I find her annoying. Why Momoi? There are loads of characters out there. Well, yes. But sometimes, I can’t stand her. She’s so clingy around Kuroko that it annoys the hell out of me. I mean, she would run up to him and scream “TETSU~!” and what not, some Kuroko fan girls can relate. And she’s a bit childish. Well, her ability is really unique, but I don’t know why I get annoyed so easily by the mere fact of seeing this pink haired girl who has mountains for a breast. Alright, I’m envious of her chest, alright? And to Momoi fans, don’t kill me after this.

 

Next up, the manga. Oh dear, I really have a lot to talk about the manga. I mean…

WHAT IN BLAZES?

One, is that when I saw spoilers about the whole Rakuzan team going into the Zone?! Like, for real?! Hey, isn’t that a bit unfair?! And after all the efforts Seirin had done just to try and defeat Akashi. Yes, yes, I’m in favor of Seirin, sue me now. But, doesn’t it seem unfair just by the thought of them all being and the Zone and Kagami is the only one on the other team is able to use the Zone?

Like, WTH. Where’s the justice in that?! KAGAMI TAIGA! You better open that second gate before I go crazy in my seat! Two, is it even possible for Rakuzan to get into the Zone? Sorry, I haven’t read up to the latest chapter. Ahahaha. Three, WHO WILL WIN THIS DEATH-DEFYING MATCH OF THE TWO TEAMS?! I’M JUST LIKE—ASDFGHJKL. And four, GOD AKASHI, JUST LET KUROKO WIN ALREADY---// slapped.

Well, I know you want to win so badly because of your past and what not, but losing just this time won’t hurt, right? And isn’t for the better? I mean like, duh. If you let Kuroko win, there might be a chance that your old bonds will return and such (I saw a pic related to that in Facebook lol).

Alright, enough already. I’m ranting too much. But that’s the point here, right? Oh, geez. I’m contradicting myself.

With that said and done, I just wanted to ask you guys a question? Do you like puns?

Well, not me.

Sure, Izuki-senpai’s puns are funny in some way, but also corny. But it was really hilarious seeing that girls would run away from him every time he carries that pun book of his. BWAHAHAHAHA. But—my point is. Those puns are corny. End of story. Lol.

Before we wrap things up, I want to rant about some KnB Fan fictions present here in Wattpad. Yes,  Fan fictions. But, I won’t be naming the authors nor the titles.

Me, being a fellow reader here, I was able to find wonderful stories about KnB, like Forgotten Basketball, I’m Absolute, Last Chance, Hoy Emperor Sungit (though this one is in Tagalog) and many, many more. But, there are also some who are the complete opposite.

The title was a head turner, yes, but when I read the contents of some Fan fictions, all I could say was “WHAT.” I mean, what if you read a story with tons of wrong grammars, typos, emoticons all over the place, and gosh, the OOCNESS.

Geez, what are you guys, elementary students? Didn’t they teach you in school the correct way of writing and use of punctuations? Grow up will ‘ya? And don’t make excuses like “Sorry, I’m too lazy to edit this. I’m only 12 years who doesn’t know how to write properly and I’m just and amateur. I’m only new to this stuff.” GEEZ! Don’t make such excuses just so people could pity you. And not only that, there were too many Fan fictions that were really cliché, and I really hate cliché. So, when I see all of these in just one book, I’ll immediately remove those stories of yours from my library. 

I’m a picky person, and you can’t blame me. 

Well, I hope this rant of mine was going somewhere interesting, but unfortunately, I have to wrap things up. Sue me if you want for making this horrible.

‘Till next time, I guess?