Kris: *whispers* I'm gonna make that Snape dude laugh. *approaches to Snape* Ey dude. Wanna hear a joke?
Professor Snape: *looks at him impassively*
Kris: What do you call a professor that is half snake and half ape?
Professor Snape: . . . . .
Kris: Haha! It's SNAPE!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Professor Snape: LSIMHBIWFEFMTA LOL
Kris: Yes! i made you laugh! Hahahahah!!!
Professor Snape: I didn't
Kris: You did! You just said LSIMHBIWFEFMTA LOL!! you can't
express your feelings and you're out of words! XD
Professor Snape: I did not laugh.
Kris: But why did you say LOL? And what are those words? Is that a
spell?
Prof. Snape: Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny
Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud.
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