Randy Shady

Summer 96's

Hai, my name is Randy. I'm zero years old and I was born at Detroit, the place ma dad regrets. Oh my dad, what a young man! Well that's other story. I don't know who is my mother cos Slim and her broken up and she left me with him. At Detroit, at granny's house. We live with them and dad keep going crazy cos every time he has an argue with his yonki mum.

I was born but I could be death cos my mum didn't took care of me when she had me on her insides. I hate you mum.

I don't know if I would hate my dad, but I'm sure he is not that creepy. Maybe he is nice with me. "Do not judge the book by their cover..".

I think I'm fairly ready to start my life here on earth, don't know what's going on here but I'm sure I'll be alright.

I'm observing my muscles and they are a bit chubby but I'm sure I'm strong enough. And I know I was born to be wild. I'm a men, I will fight like a men.

Oh-oh.. What is this? *caress vagina* um.. Ew, wh--. Why is this here? What the heck is this? It is not mine...

I don't know what happens to me, maybe it is alright I'm not going to worry right now, maybe it disappear one day.

Slim: Hey princess! What's going on!? Want some hot milk??? You hungry, huh, little girl?
Randy:*looking at dad thinking:do not call me that, stupid yellow head. *(Cos Marshall (aka Slim/Eminem) dye his hair yellow).

Randy: *put the milk on the table and teach me how to drink it*
Randy: *trying* mmmmm.
Slim: C'mon kiddo, don't be that stupid and drink the milk how I say.
Randy: Grrr!*trying and getting angry at dad* mmmmm..
Slim: ....
1...

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Randy: WHAAAAAAAA!! *cryes* MMMM *cries angry*.

Slim: A'ight.. Whatever *take care and help Randy*.

Dad is not that bad... He just wanted to show me I can do it alone, but he doesn't understand that right now I need some help cos I'm zero and he is a bit dumb I think but he is kind I guess. He took care of me when I couldn't do it by myself.

Right now it's 22:51 and Slim is takin' me to bed with him, cos I'm sleepy and I think he is sleepy too so we are going to sleep I guess.

Hey thank you dad for do not forget about me and take care of me.
I'm really comfy here by your side in this small bed, but it feels comfy. Dad do not let me fall please keep me safe, I'm scared.

*Slim were holding Randy tight all night and they felt asleep*

To be continue...