It was Mario alright. He had no moustache, and he had long wavy hair, but it was him. Luigi couldn't believe it. Mario was Bowser's bitch.
"What did you do to my brother you fuckin cock sucker?" Luigi roared. Bowser laughed and Mario turned away, ashamed. Bowser lifted Mario onto his lap and kissed him.
Luigi almost vomited. His brother, the man who fought Bowser many times. Was now sitting on Bowser's lap and making out with him. Luigi screamed.
Mario and Bowser looked at him. Luigi fell to his knees. "Marioooo!" He cried to the sky. He stood up, then let out a ferocious battle cry as he charged towards the throne.
The battle cry seemed mightier than any of Bowser's own roars. Mario was aroused. Bowser put him down then stood up. He let out a roar of his own and charged Luigi.
The two clashed in the center of the room. Luigi fighting harder than Mario ever saw him fight. And Bowser, suprisingly losing. Mario screamed and Koopa Guards came charging.
They managed to knock Luigi unconscious and they wasted no time taking him to the dungeon. Bowser was on his knees, having been bested by Luigi. Mario rushed to his side.
"Get away from me!" Bowser roared as he stood up. Mario watched Bowser storm away. He'd need to cool off. Till then Mario would pay Luigi a little visit.