Jeff: Where is my fucking knife?
LJ: Hey, there are kids around. Say it nicer, eh?
Jeff: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking knife?
(Found this while patrolling the Marvel tag on tumblr and immediately thought of these two idiots.)
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