OHHHHHHMMMMYYYYYJJJJJEEEESSSUUUUSSS.
ITS 11:56am AND GUESS WHO JUST CAME OUT OF TEH FLIPPIN CLOSET BOI...,JAAAKKKEEEEE!! i have a channncceeeee!!!!!It is lunch right now, i am currently eating a small slice of pizza, because it is pizza day :)
I AM SO EXCITEEEEDDDDDDD!!!! Guess who asked me out...JAKEEEEEE!!!!! well, he said we could hang out and watch football tomorrow after school, but i like to think of it as a date! wait...what do i wear?? i need something to turn the heads of all peasants that we stumble across! I NEED TO LOOK SAUCY!!!! he will be miiinnneeee!
Oh jesus, my sister is calling me, gotta go,
- kyle
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Diary of Pride
Mystery / ThrillerKyle has a diary that takes everywhere, to the toilet, the store, to bed, to restaurants, to the gym, to school, literally EVERYWHERE. Kyle has a huge secret though, but no one knows about it.