Doja Cat

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Ever since our little party at the theaters, geo and I have been awfully close
He invited me to meet his friends and stay the night at his place tonight, so I'm pretty excited. I need a break from Lisa, she has her nephew over and he's annoying as hell. He makes me not want to have kids. I change into this and head to geos place

Nessa: I'm out Lisa!Lisa: use protection!I laugh at her joke and walk down to the parking garage

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Nessa: I'm out Lisa!
Lisa: use protection!
I laugh at her joke and walk down to the parking garage. I meet my Uber and tell the driver where I want to go.

Geo: Nessa!! Baby!!
I hugged him really tight
Nessa: you smell good!
Geo: my friends and I are making food
Nessa: shit better be good!
Geo: trust me, it's going to be, I'm chef geo!
I laugh
Nessa: okay "chef geo"
We walk in and it's a mad house
I laugh
He leads me to the kitchen
Geo: guys this is Vanessa, Nessa this is Waleed, Nick, Bryce, Zach, and Edwin.
Nessa: hey!!
All: heyyyaaa!!
Nick: I hope you like spaghetti!
Nessa: duh!
They laugh
Zach: so...you and geo huh?
Geo: chill out bro!
Nessa: nah! I have a boyfriend
Geo: The Hell?!?
He looked at me like I was crazy
Nessa: you must be crazy about me, but I'm joking!
He let out a sigh of relief
Geo: you had me fucked up for a minute
We all laugh
Edwin: let's film a YouTube video
Me: huh?
Geo: nothing...and no Edwin
Edwin: wh-
Geo gave him a stern look and he shut up
I was confused as hell but hungry too
We are and surprisingly it was delicious
Bryce: let's go swimming
Nessa: I didn't bring a suit
Zach: SHOPPING TRIP!!
He grabbed a camera and dragged me to a car with the rest following
Zach: yo! What is up guys! It's me BadZach, Zach Clayton, whatever you want to call me and toooo-day
I am here with a friend Vanessa!
He puts the camera in my face and I push it out
Geo slapped his hand
Geo: chill the fuck out dude
Zach: sorry dude...
We drive to the mall in silence
Nessa: hand me the aux
I put on Mooo by Doja cat (song up there ^)
Nessa: OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM! I GIVE HIM A TITTIE TRYNNA KEEP HIM CALM!
Zach: chill out Nessa!!
They all had started laughing
I was twerking and shit in my seat
When we pull up they all had the song stuck in there head
Waleed: go moooo!!
We laugh
I go to pacsun and get this suit

We drive to the mall in silenceNessa: hand me the aux I put on Mooo by Doja cat (song up there ^)Nessa: OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM! I GIVE HIM A TITTIE TRYNNA KEEP HIM CALM!Zach: chill out Nessa!!They all had started laughingI was twerking and shit i...

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Nessa: okay we can leave now!
Geo: I pick the song for the ride home
Nessa: nope! You don't!
I run to the car and grab the aux before he does
I turn on go to town by doja cat
Zach: I don't eat pussy, only ass
Me: then you're a d-bag
They all started laughing

Geo: cHiCkEn FiGhT!!
He's man underneath my legs and picked me up
Nessa: ahh!!
We were going against Zach on Bryce
I grabbed Zach's arms and with one little push he fell off
Me: Sissy!
We hung out for a little while longer, then the guys left
I changed into this

Geo: cHiCkEn FiGhT!!He's man underneath my legs and picked me upNessa: ahh!!We were going against Zach on BryceI grabbed Zach's arms and with one little push he fell offMe: Sissy!We hung out for a little while longer, then the guys leftI changed i...

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Geo: got damn!!
I walked out of his bathroom staring at my phone
Geo: who you texting
Nessa: my bestfriend Lily
Geo: well can she wait, I have something important to tell you
Oh No...

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