NCT U Pick Up Lines

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Taeyong~

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Are you a fruit? Because Honeydew, you look fine.

Im not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

Kun~

Is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you I smile.

Doyoung~

Even if there wasnt gravity on Earth, Id still fall for you.

Can I follow you home? My parents told me to follow my dreams

You look so familiar. didnt we take a class together? I couldve sworn we had chemistry.

Ten~

Im no organ donor, but I would be happy to give you my heart.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.

If I were a cat, Id spend all nine lives with you.

Jaehyun~

Was your dad a boxer? Because youre a knockout!

If being sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged.

Are you a campfire? Cause youre hot and I want smore.

Winwin~

Youre so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!

My love for you is like dividing by zero. Its undefinable.

Jungwoo~

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I was blinded by your beauty Im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because youre acute-y!

Lucas~

Is your nickname Chapstick? Cause youre da balm!

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me!

If you were a tropical fruit, youd be a Fine-apple~

Mark~

Put down that cupcake youre sweet enough already.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

You must be a cure for Alzheimers, because youre unforgettable.

I wish they would say this.

heyHEYhEy you guys remember that one Vlive on NCT Night Night where Johnny was telling Jaehyun pick up lines "if you were a booger I'd pick you first" was the funniest thing I've heard in my life. We stan idiots next chapter is friday

its comingggg

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