Everything explodes.
"Mitch!" Jerome shouts.
"What do you want?" I ask, floating around
"Why did the world explode?" Jerome sighs.
"Because the power of Merome is too stronkg!" I shout.
Lachlan fly's by.
"NO MEROME FOR YOU!" I scream as I light Lachlan on fire.
"You gon' light me on fiiiiiiirrreee?" Lachlan asks.
"Fiiiiiiiirreee you say?" Jerome asks.
"Indeed, fiiiiiirrrreeee!" Lachlan agrees.
Shudap.
I light them both on fire. The fire extinguishes. It's space damnit.
"Want to know something better than Fiiirrreee?" I state.
"What?" Jerome and Lachlan ask.
"I'm a saucerer." Seto says as he flys by,"I create Paaahsta sauce."
Seto shoots mustard in thier eyes.
"THIS BURNS LIKE MY BURNING PASSION FOR MITCH!" Jerome screams.
"Wut." I ask, just.... Wut.
"Oh... Uhh--nothing.... BANANA HAMMOCKS." Jerome screams.
"Ok then..." I mutter.
"CANOE!" Jerome screams.
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Displeased Mitch
FanfictionI'm displeased. (From MangoKiwi's Displeased Mitch creation. It's very displeasing to see if you don't follow her yet.)
