Please, save me now.
"Welcome de la casa de Jerome!" Jerome shouts as he opens the door.
"Sorry, can't speak retard," I mutter under my breath.
"That means house of Jerome..." Jerome sighs.
"What about a Netflix date tonight?" Jerome asks.
"Whatever," I mumble.
"Yess!" Jerome whispers.
~Few hours later (In the spongebob narrator voice) ~
"What are we going to watch on Netflix?" I ask, putting the popcorn in the microwave.
"My Little Pony?" Jerome asks.
"No. I'm not a brony. NO. NOT MY LITTLE PONY JEROME." I shout.
"Fiiinnneee.." Jerome mumbles, rolling his eyes.
I grab the popcorn, and sit down next to him in the livingroom. He puts on netflix.
My Little Pony.
Damnit Jerome.
Few hours later, we are done watching every single episode. It felt like several days. Wait. It has been several days. It's actually been weeks. Weeks of watching My Little Pony. Damnit Jerome.
I've watched it so much, I probably can say every single line off the top of my head. I never thought I'd watch My Little Pony. I also never thought that I'd be displeased either.
Out of nowhere, a wild Lachlan comes out of nowhere.
"Why are you even in this book?" I mutter.
"Because Mitch... We must go to candy mountain!" Lachlan screams.
"NO. I HAD ENOUGH WITH RAINBOWS AND CANDY AND PONIES AND STUFF." I scream.
"But.." Jerome whispers.
"I need to go punch a wall to regain my manlyness..." I mutter.
I go walk into another room to punch a wall. It's filled with candy and rainbows. Damnit.
I punch the rainbow wall. It was wet paint. Now I have a rainbow fist. WHY IS THE UNIVERSE SO UNFORGIVING?!?
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Displeased Mitch
FanficI'm displeased. (From MangoKiwi's Displeased Mitch creation. It's very displeasing to see if you don't follow her yet.)
