You and Me

Plans

XwX get ded OwO and UwU

I have no idea what the point of that was lol.

Dang that icecream tho

  "What?" asked a raspy voice.

  Toga giggled, "That's right! Little Deku is in love~" she cooed.

 
  "Why the fuck is Shigaraki here?" Deku asked covering his face.

 
  Shigaraki slouched deeper into the mahogany couch, "I don't know about this." he said.

 
"Whhhhhhyyyy???" Toga whined.

 
"If he cheats on Deku and I find out I won't hesitate to kill him." Shigaraki said grimly.

  "Aww~ thanks Onii-chan!" Deku said with a sadistic smirk.

 
Toga giggled. "You guys are crazy."

 
"What's going on?" asked a stoic voice. 

 
Toga, Shigaraki, and Deku looked at the staircase with different expressions on their faces. Shigaraki's being one of distrust, Toga's one of a sly fox, and Deku had a calm smile directed towards his way. Dabi stood at the last step. "I'm getting kicked out of the house, aren't I?" 

 
Deku, Toga, and Shigaraki all looked at each other. "Is that an option?" Deku asked.

 
"This could save money..." Toga said.

   
Deku turned, "Actually you are!" he smiled.

 
Shigaraki sighed. "No one is getting kicked out. What Toga and Deku meant to say is that no one is plotting anything behind your back." 

 
Dabi shot them a bored look,

 

 

 

 

  "Fuck you." and walked down to the basement. 

  Shigaraki groaned. "Deku you better confess or else I'm taking your Switch."

 
"What the hell do you want my switch for? You can buy some at Home Depot I'm sure."

 
Shigaraki faced palmed, "Your video game, idiot."

 
Deku frowned. "You can't take it, you didn't buy it!"

  "Then I'll just steal it!"

 
Deku gasped, "No!"

  "Guys!" Toga yelled, "You're arguing over nothing."

 
Shigaraki raised a finger, "Correction: we're fighting over a Nintendo Switch."

 
"But does it matter?" Toga asked holding their shoulders. The two of them rolled their eyes shaking their head. "We should be focusing on getting Deku-kun to confess!"

 
"But I don't know if Dabi actually likes me for something other than my body."

 
"Oh. Well that's a simple task I guess. Put on a pair of dark colored thongs or panties and try to seduce him." 

 
Deku felt his face heat up. "I can't do that!" 

 
"I was thinking along the same lines, actually." Toga said. 

 
"Well guess what, I don't have panties or thongs." Deku growled. 

  Toga giggled. "I can lend you one of my panties!" 

 
Deku's face heated once more, "No!"

 
"I'll even give you some lace thigh highs!"

 
"This is crazy! You pervs... you're no better than Dabi..." Deku looked down.

"Can I at least choose my own style?" 

 
Toga and Shigaraki looked at Deku grinning. This will go great...