A short chapter/Yo mama roasts

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Jana:Hi Fantasies,We're back and-

Shadow:We have Baha bla bla bla

Jana:*kicks him in the balls*

Shadow:AAAH

Jana:Yes,We do have Baha here

Baha:Hiii..Fantasies?

Jana:Yes fantasies anyway I think this chapter is gonna be short mostly because the dares are not much and the other is because I'm lazy. Okay we got dares from Siasiaisa again the first one is for Baha and Shadow

Baha/Shadow:*facepalm*

Jana:"Do roast battle 2"

Aya:This got interesting

Rana:Wait,Can we make it alittle different this time?

Rouge:How hun?

Rana:Let's do... drumroll please

Manic:*drumrolls*

Rana:YO MAMA JOKES

Shadow:I am an expert in those ones

Jana:But Baha we're just joking okay?

Baha:Fine

Jana:Ready...

Rana:Set...

Aya:GO

Shadow:Yo Mama so ugly and that's why the ninja turtles hide underground

Sonic:OOOOOOH

Baha:Yo Mama so hairy that when she went to the zoo the people thought she was Harambe (I'm so bad at these XD)

Amy:HA

Shadow:Yo Mama so stupid that  she sent a screenshot to the person she screeshoted

Silver:DAMN

Baha:Yo Mama so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed

Blaze:ROASTED

Jana:Two more

Shadow:Yo Mama so fat that when she told me her wieght I thought she was giving me her number

Knuckles:THAT'S TOO MUCH FIRE

Baha:okay. Yo Mama so stupid that she yelled at a envelope trying to send a voicemail.

Tikal:GOD THAT'S SO FIIIIIRE

Jana:Ok THAT'S ENOUGH FIRE FOR TODAY. Who do you think won? tell me in the comments. Next dare is for Cream and Baha "Make Briyani and bakalava and let everyone taste it"

Cream/Baha:Okay.

Later they finished and everyone liked it.

Jana:Okay,Dare for Sonamy and Silvaze "Dare Jana/Rana/Baha to do something embarssing" WHAT!!!? Nope I'M OUTTA HERE

Baha:TAKE ME WITH YOU

Silver:*closes door with powers* noooo you're not

Rana:Ugh fine what do we have to do?

Silvaze and Sonamy gather around in circles to decide

Blaze:We decided to-

Manic:*Drumrolls*

Blaze:MANIC

Manic:Sorry

Blaze:You three need to go to the city and flirt with random boys

Rana/Jana/Baha:NO

Amy:Yes.

Jana:I'm gonna kill you guys later

In the city

Jana:Here we go girls *goes to a boy*

Jana:Heeyy do you work out? *flirty suductive tone*

Boy:Uhhh,Excuse me I have a girlfriend *walks away*

Jana:Phew

Baha:Hiiii,You boys are handsome (Sorry Baha)

Boys:Go away *walk away*

Rana:Hii

Boy:*not listening*

Rana:I guess bye *walks away*

Jana:Hi,you stranger is handsome

Boy:You're sexy

Jana:*about to snap* Hehe,yeah *about to walk away*

Boy:Hey why are you walking away babe *holds her wrist hard*

Jana:*mad* let me go..please

Boy:You're such a slut huh?

Jana:*eyes widened* *turns around to face him* What did you just say? *eye twitching*

Boy:uhhh

Jana:*creats an icy chain and wraps it around his neck*

Boy:*chocking* let me go please

Baha:Hiii,boy wanna hang?

Boy:Ooh baby are you single? *holds her wrist*

Baha:Uuh what are you doing to me?

Boy:What you said you wanna hang

Baha:Grrr,*kicks him in the face* bye bye

Rana:Hi boys

Boy#1:oooh look at that boys there's a girl here

Rana:*grows afraid*

Boy#2:She's a pretty one too

Boy#3:and A sexy one *lets her hair down*

Rana:Gah,HELP

Jana:*hears Rana* Rana *looks at what she's doing to the boy* *gasp* that's not me at all *hears Rana again* Rana? *looks at Rana's direction*

Boy#1:*about to take off Rana's shirt*

Jana:*gasp* GRRRRRRRR *runs to them and punches boy#1*

Boy#3:Hey look two girls now *about to touch them both*

Jana:*creats sheild of ice around her and Rana*

Boy#2:Grrr *someone taps on his shoulder* hmm *turns around*

Baha:Goodnight *punches him*

Jana:Good timing

Baha deafeted the boys

Rana:OHHH THANK YOU GUYS *hugs Baha and Jana* I was getting raped

Jana:*still mad* let's go back I swear after this chapter is done I'll kill those four after

They go back

Aya:How did it go?

Baha/Rana/Jana:*Glares at the gang*

All but Jana and Baha and Rana:*gulp*

Jana:*calms down* next truth is for me "Who would you choose between Baha and Shadow?" Easily Baha

Shadow:I hate you

Jana:IDC okay truth for Rana "Do you have a crush on anybody? if so kiss him"

Rana:Good thing I don't

Jana:Shadow "What would you do if the person you hate the most tried to act like you?" And you have to tell us who that person is?

Shadow:It was Sonic but now we're Frienemies so They're Jana and Baha

Baha/Jana:We hate you too

Shadow:I would beat them up and I don't care if they're girls

Baha:Like you could even beat us *rolls eyes*

Shadow:Hmph

Jana:okay last truth is for Silver "Does Blaze attack you for food?"

Silver:Yes,She does

Blaze:Fine but you like it when I do that

Silver:*blushes*

Jana:these two are so precious anyway Fantasies that's it for now comment who won between Shadow and Baha. BYEEE

All but Jana and Shadow:BYEEE

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