Deidara was a lady

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Into the Akatsuki den Pein attributed the mission to the member who were there

''Zetsu and Tobi you going to be in team Go and find Rokubi! Me Nagato and Konan going to search for Kyubi! Kakuzu and Hidan go and destroy the temple of the leaf village! for a spécial mission deidara Itachi kisame and sasori go and killed Killer bee ! '' says Pain to the member of the akatsuki

''ITACHI-KUN!'' says deidara who run over Itachi

Deidara love him but she was still in team with sasori she have always tried to be in team with him and Nagato have always refuse.

''I proposed to do two team, one team attack and the other one stay into the long grass or into a cave and do some sneak attack!'' she says with her little naughty smile

''Good idea Deidara but how did we going to be separate!'' says the beautiful guy

''OMG''she was thinking ''he said that I have a good idea and I was sooo cute Eak!''

''Deidara Deidara!'' the little red haired guys say

''DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' Kisame cry

''what oh I was just thinking...'' says the blond hair girl

''how did we going to be separate'' says Sasori with a neutral face

''Easy Sasori and kisame you can attack with some taijutsu and ninjutsu Itachi have some genjutsu that he can do and me I have my explosive clay!''  Says deidara 

''And...''

''The team going to be Me and Itachi for the sneak attack and...''She dosn't finish her  sentence

''Me and the little fish for the offensive attack (sigh) ok that a good idea I supose!'' Says sasori with a dasesperate voice

''Yeah! Wait a minute did you just say that I am a little fish?'' Says kisame with a vein on his front

Kisame jump on sasori and tried to eat him.

''(Sigh) When did we go to for Kumo!''Says Itachi deseparate from the reaction of kisame

''Shut your f****ing mouth you two!'' says deidara In furry

The two separate and sasori whispered something at the ear of kisame

''Tomorow at sunrise!'' she says gently to Itachi''

''Ok!''

The next morning the three was ready to go to kumo and leave the den of the akatsuki.

At the half way between the den of the akatsuki and the village of kumo they meet Hiruko the chakra absorber.

''Who are you!'' says the whit hared guys

''We are the akatsuki and now that you know who we are we have to kill you!'' says the little girl with a diabolic face expression

''Tried to kill me if you want to be kill'' he says 

''You....'' she says before to dash on him

''Deidara no!''Sasori says

Deidara go and dash on him but Hiruko repulsed her easily and kisame do his water shark jutsu but Hiruko return his attack easily when Itachi done his amateratsu Hiruko eat him and blow his amateratsu like a fireball jutsu.

''His that all you have!'' Hiruko says with a little defiant voice

Deidara use her jutsu C2 dragon bomb and flew up and after that she her C3 bomb.

''Eat that you poor bitch!'' Says deidara

The bomb reached the ground and explode.

''HA ha the art is ephemeral!'' She with a tone of fun

the smoke disappear and she saw Itachi, Sasori and Hiruko but Kisame was not there.

''where is kisame?'' She says 

''You've explode him!'' Itachi cried

''Hahahahahahaha you think you going to kill me like that!'' he said with a little tone of amusment

''Oh you ...''Deidara whispered in her anger

Deidara done a c4 bomb but now she have destroy sasori he was not dead but he was in thousand of pieces.

''Now I going to kill you young little girl!'' Hiruko say

Hiruko jump behind her and grab a long sword to her throat and lick her jowl.

''Itachi save me!'' she says deseperatly

''Oh you think that he love you but he just play with your heart like a cat play with a mouse!''Said hiruko to deidara

''is it real?''

''I'm so sorry but!'' Says itachi to her

''No Itachi why?'' She said between two sobs

''Pain want you to join the akatsuki and he know that you want to return to your clan and he say that this was the only thing to keep you on the akatsuki!'' He explain

''I...I...''She says perturbed by what he says

She done some hand sign and she say: If I can't have you nobody going to have you!

She done her self destruction jutsu and destroy everything on the area but itachi takes the body of Sasori and disappear on his Illusion world to escape to the explosion when they return on the real world they repaired Sasori and finally arrive to kumon. They lost face to Killer bee and return at the Akatsuki to report have happen

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