Chapter 88

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{Tony has named this chatroom 'Opposite Day'}

Thor: Man of Iron! Is this a wise thing to do.

Tony: Nope.

Thor: Then why do it?

Tony: *eye roll* Opposite Day big guy. No means yes and yes mean no, up means down and down means up. Got that goldilocks?

Thor: :D I haven't got it :D

Tony: Bad.

{Loki is online}

Loki: I am so evil!

Tony: Bad Loki! You didn't get the memo?!

Loki: I didn't.....

Thor: NOOO!!! SOMEONE DIDNT EAT MY POPTARTS D:

Loki:....

Tony:.......

Tony: I don't have to go..

{Tony is offline}
{Loki has canceled Opposite Day}

Loki: Well that was interesting.

{Thor is offline happily eating Poptarts}
{Bee is online}

Bee: LOKI WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!! WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP LOKI WE HAVE A REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

{Ba'al is online}
{Shelby is online}

Shelby: Listen here *****, you let me down and we will not kill you.

Bee: Oh. She's fine don't worry. BA'AL! >:(

Loki: Shelby! are you alright love?

Shelby: Y- Love? Really?

Loki: :3

Shelby: *Rolls eyes* Alright 'Bee's greatest enemy,' I'm gonna whoop yo ass in to next year if you don't let Bruce and Grant go.

Ba'al: I'd like to take my chances...

Shelby: Idiot..

Loki: Bee, would you like a lift onto that intimidating ship?

Bee: Very much so please and thank you.

Shelby: PRE- HEY BEE! LOKI!

Bee: Hey Ba'al.

Ba'al: Impudence!

Bee: Tuna actually.

Loki: Banner! Hulk out! Ward... uh... a Move out the way!

Bee: And the hulk has joined the party... And now I say shiz..

Shelby: Where's Audrey? Why is Bruce's eyes glowing? The hulks eyes glowing?

Bee: SHOOT BA'AL!

{Ba'al has disconnected}

Bee: And the clone is gone. *pulls out Zat gun and knocks out hulk*

{Audrey is online}

Audrey: Why is there a space ship plummeting towards Earth at an accelerating speed?

Bee: Uhh...

Shelby: Yeah....

Loki: About that...

{Grant is online}

Grant: To the stargate thing?

Bee: Yep. Right after we stop this thing from destroying New York...

Audrey: Where is Bruce?

Everyone online: •_• uhhhh....

Audrey: Guys...

Bee: Well... *Private Chats Audrey*

Audrey: Oh for goodness sakes! Is he ok?

Bee: Sorta.. Call the number on my desk ok?

Audrey:. ok...

{Audrey is offline}

Bee: Now...

Loki: You CAN fly this thing right?

Shelby: I read all the mission reports in your room..

Bee: Should be easy... But we mostly blew them up or Bra'tac and Teal'c would fly them..

{Shelby has dragged Bee offline}

Grant:.... Get us out of here Loki??

Loki: We can't leave the girls and Banner...

Grant: True...

{The guys are offline making sure Bruce is unconscious still because he calmed down in his sleep/not awakeness and is now human}

Authors Note: Hey guys! I know I haven't updated latly because of Trifecta but i will try to in the near future!

Video/ Character trailer of Bee and Grant by one of my besties, @avengingauthor! Thank you! It's beautiful!

Song of the day: Word Crimes by Weird Al Yankovic (parody of Blurred Lines}

From the girl who feels like she needs to cry for some unknown reason,

Bree <3

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