Why Does Everything Happen to Me?

Chapter Eight: Andy

(PICTURE OF CHARMA IN THE SIDEBAR!!!!)

Charma froze in her tracks and was staring at something, or someone. I looked over and saw Andy. And he didn't look to happy.

Andy: What do you think you are doing with my girlfriend?

Louis looked really scared. He immediately took his hand away from Charma, Louis was very confused. Charma and Andy were both boiling mad.

Charma: Andy you are not my boyfriend. I broke up with you two monthss ago. Get over it!

Andy: You can't get rid of me that easily honey,

Louis: Woah, okay, watch it dude!

Andy: Or what?

Madison: Guys calm down. Seriously no one wants to be arrested today, do they?

Louis and Andy were glaring at each other. Louis gave us the look which meant we needed to get out of here, fast, before someone saw us. Louis then procedded to kick Andy is his manhood and turned to us and said, "RUN!!" And run we did, we ran around the corner into Claire's.

Louis: Hey Charma, are you okay?

Charma: Yeah, I'm fine.

Madison: Uh guys, we should hide. Um, lets go to the back!

Madison: Ashtyn. Code 413.

Then Ashtyn tossed me the keys and we ran into the back. Amber and Louis looked at me like I was crazy. I dedided to tell them once we got in the back about it. We all ran into the farthest room in the back, the security room. It had cameras that showed all around the shop and facing towards the door.

Louis: So Madison, quick question.

Madison: Yeah sure, what's up?

Louis: How do you know all these people who own these shops. I swear we could go to Justice and you would know the manager there to!

Madison: her name is Trudie.

He looked at me like I was crazy.

Madison: It's only cause I do all my shopping here. So I therefore know eveyone that works here.

Amber: look there's Andy.

We all shut up and looked at the security camera's. And sure enough he was walking out of the store next to us. I quockly twisted a few knobs and made the sound come on for the front camera. Louis stared at me.

Louis: How did yo do that?

Madison: I have been back here before. Now shh!!

We all listened intently to the conversation.

(A/N REMMEBER THEY ARE LISTENING FROM A VIDEO SCREEN SO ANDY CAN'T SEE THEM NOR CAN ASHTYN. THIS IS WHAT THEY SEE ON THE VIDEO SCREEN)

Andy: Look who it is.

Ashtyn: Get out Andy. Seriously.

Andy: Listen I know Charma is here. Just tell me where she is and I won't hurt you.

Ashtyn: Never. Now get out. JONATHAN.

Andy: Who the heck is Jonathan.

Jonathan: I'm the new security here. Is this boy causing the problem.

Andy: She is the problem.

And within seconds Jonathan had thrown Andy out of the store.

(A/N NOW WE ARE BACK TO THE BACK ROOM WHERE EVERYONE IS)

Charma: That was close. Sorry you had to get the keys. I left mine at Delia's.

Madison: And I left my keys at home.

Amber: You keys to this place?

Madison: To this whole place. Everyshop we have to keys to, and the alarm codes.

Charma: We both worked for the head office here at one point and wejust made a copy of the keys. No one noticed.

Louis: Well let's go before he comes back.

Madison: Let's go out the back way?

Charma: Good idea.

Charma then opened a secret door to the side. It used to be where the staff would sneak out during work. Now it isn't used that much. Louis and Amber both had questing expressions on their faces but me and Charma just walked through the door.

We finally made it back to the house. And the boys were all watching TV. We all burst in through the door and everyone stared at us.

Harry: I thought you guys were supposed to go shopping? Where are your bags? You didn't get me anything?

Louis: It's along story.

Madison: We were shopping and then I saw my friend Charma and then her and Louis flirted for like hours and we just sort of did Charma's job for her.

Louis and Charma both bushed.

Madison: And then he asked her out and now they are dating. Congrats you guys by the way. And then we were leaving Delia's and then we ran into Andy, Charma mean ex-boyfriend that no one likes.

Charma: I think I was high or drunk the whole relationship.

Madison: Which lasted about what two days?

Charma: Well if youre couting the night he asked me out. I dumped him the next day no more like on and a half. He was really creepy and obsessive.

Madison: And he kept calling her his girlfriend and she was mad and Louis need him the balls and then we ran into Claire's straight to the security room with all the camera's and stuff. Andy then came in and wa kicked out by Jonathan the new security there. The end.

I plopped on the couch exhausted.

Liam: So what movie do yall wanna watch? I mean we just finished Toy Story so...

Me and Charma looked at each other and both knew instantly what we wanted to watch.

Madison & Charma: MEAN GIRLS!!!!

Me and Charma popped the DVD into the player and during the movie, said all the words, and did the jingle bell dance. We died laughing. I sat back down on the couch and turned on live TV. We were watching Family Guy and laughing our butts off. I thought just for once something good was happening in my life.

Until a commercial came on. "Damon Razor has escaped from Prison. Please be on the lookout, he is very dangerous". I quickly turned off the TV and quickly said, "I'm tired, I am going to sleep, goodnight" I knew the guys looked at me weird, but I just ran to my room and started panicking.

Crap.