Camren one shots

Poems

A/N this isn't Camren but my friends and I were mucking around in class on a computer and came up with some comedic poems. These aren't supposed to offend anyone and please accept my early apology if they do. The spelling and grammar is shit so hope you understand. I think we also chucked in some aussie slang as well so I hope you understand it. Bonus point to anyone who can tell me who the guy in the picture is. Damn he was ugly.

Oh fukity doo dah day.

The chickens will not lay.

I have no money to pay.

I. Am. Not gay.

Nothing more to say.

Oh fukity doo dah day

My sheep are starting to fray

I have most certainly run out of hay

I am considering running away

Nothing more to say

Oh fukity doo dah day

Grandmas starting to decay,

Guess who broke up with me today

Sadly it was once my bae.

Nothing more to say.

Oh fukity doo dah day

My pellets spilled form the tray

Theres been no rain today,

Oy vey,

Nothing more to say

A/N This was made after my teacher told us to write a letter to the government or something (I wasn't really paying attention) as a NSW farmer being affected by the drought that they are currently experiencing. Btw NSW stands for New South Wales which is a state in Australia.

I was once baby sitting a jew,

The demonic bitch was only two,

The little fucker ate my shoe,

And then she feceated, now im greaseated, and smell like poo,

So I shoved her down the loo.

I once lost a boob,

When I found it, it was covered in lube,

To regain its old shape,

I wrapped it in tape,

And then shoved it up a tube.

The queen was made out of paper

So everyone wanted to rape her

This made her very sad

All she wanted was a lad

To offer her their inhaler

There once was a man called Vance ween.

He was addicted to methane phetamine,

To get a high he was keen,

He was barely ever seen,

RIP Vance Ween

An ode to crack-cocaine.

U release me of my assessment pain,

U make me feel like I'm gaining...

weight.

Thats ok, I now feel insane,

Oh how I love you,

Crack-cocaine.

A/N Comment which one was your favourite.