Camren one shots

Shutup, asshole

Lauren's eyes fluttered open as she looked down at her girlfriend that had moved in recently.

The morning sun casted a beam of light through the curtains, striking Camila's face. The brunette had her hair sprawled out on the snow white pillow making her look like an angel. Her face so peaceful as the older cuban watched the rising and falling of the smaller women's bare chest hidden underneath the sheets.

Lauren saw her girlfriend's eyes flutter revealing the warm, chocolate brown orbs that were previously covered by the tan skin of her eye lid.

"Good morning baby" The worlds seemed to slightly arouse the sleepy angel from her slumber.

"Mornin', Lolo " Camila mumbled still not fully awake.

Lauren chuckled at Camila's adorableness. Slightly nudging the girl Lauren whispered "wake up beautiful"

"Mmm" Was the only reply she got. With her previous attempts failing to complete the mission of awakening the sleeping beauty she only had one option left the riskiest and most dangerous option TO TICKLE HER!!!

Knowing that the brunettes eyes were closed she reached slightly forward with her arms that were still under the blanket, to hiver over her waist. With a silent prayer she dove her arms downward to the girls skin.

Camila squeeled out. She tried to wiggle away from the invasive objects but Lauren was too fast and moved to straddle the girl.

"LAUREN PLEASE, I'M GONNA PEE!" Camila whined/shouted causing Lauren to stop and erupt into a fit of giggles.

Once her giggles died down she repeated "good morning babe".

"Good morning" now fully awake and free of the tickling the younger brunette wore a smile brighter than the sun.

She looked so beautiful Lauren couldn't resist the temptation to kiss her. Leaning down she caught the brunettes lips pecking them softly.

"Ew morning breath" Complained Lauren as she leant back with a look of playful disgust on her face.

"Shut up asshole!" Camila said pushing Lauren off so she could walk to the bathroom and brush her teeth.

"You know that reminds me of the first time we met" Lauren voiced her inner thinkings outloud, not minding the view of a very naked Camila brushing her teeth.

"Yeah?" Came the muffled reply.

"U huh"

*Flashback*

Camila was waiting in the line for some coffee. The girl in front of her seemed to be ranting about sexism or how women aren't just objects to the cashier who looked quite awkward and scared. But although acknowledging the importance of those two topics she was really not in the mood. Deciding waiting for five minutes for this person to finish her rant was more than enough she decided to voice her thoughts.

"Could you just shut up, asshole" Camila exclaimed raising her voice over the girl with raven hair.

"Excuse me" The pale skinned women replied turning towards the irritated voice behind her.

"Look I get the issues with sexism and all that but I have a test in about twenty minutes that I studied all night for, meaning I got no sleep and right now I NEED my caffeine. The next cafe is like ten minutes away and I DON'T have the time so please do continue your speech but preferably after all of us have ordered." Camila replied incredibly pissed.

"Sorry" the taller girl replied not really knowing what to say to that.

Camila could hear the boy behind the counter try and stifle his snigger. She turned to him with an even more furious facial expression (which was saying something as she gave Lauren one of her famous death glares)

The boy visibly shrunk behind the counter. Probably realising he should of tried harder to stifle his snigger as he shuffled a few steps away from the crazed, caffeine deprived cuban.

"Oh, you thought you were getting off the hook?" Camila watched as the already pale boy grew paler and gulped. "Don't think I didn't hear what you said to her, you fucking dick. Firstly, to make a move on a gay girl really? like seriously how can you not see that." Camila stated her first point, dumbfounded how the boy didn't notice the grey t-shirt that literally said "Gay and proud" in fucking rainbow and to top it all off she was wearing a leather jacket, combat boots a checkered freaking flannel and acid washed black jeans and if you don't think nit can get any better a rainbow pride rubber bracelet and she still had a temporary rainbow flag tattoo on her wrist from the pride march the other day, seriously she couldn't be wearing anything more gay. Even the girls demeanor was a warning to all boys to fuck off.

"Secondly, even she did swing your way look at the state of you, its honestly an insult for you to even look at her majestic beauty. The fuck were you thinking, even a heartbroken woman with no self respect or ego would take one look at you and say NO. FUCKING. WAY!!" Pausing in between the words to punctuate her point. She took a deep breath too release some of her pent up anger which admittedly was not a lot as she continued to her third point.

"FINALLY, AUSTIN" Camila sneered squinting to read his nametag "IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TALKING TO ANY WOMEN LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL KICK YOUR HAIRY ASS DICK SO FUCKING FAR UP YOUR SHIT STAINED ASSHOLE THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A .01% CHANCE WITH HER INSTEAD OF YOUR CURRENT 0, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE FOR AN ALIVE BEING!!!" The fiery cuban ended slamming her arm down on the counter for dramatic effect.

By then the whole cafe's eyes were captured in the scene at the counter.

"Sorry" mumbled the brunette after she saw how much attention she gained during her rant. The customers didn't seem to mind though, glaring at the boy she just yelled at instead.

"Deserves him right!" Yelled an old lady near the back of the cafe. "Yeah, that bastard got my drink wrong!" Another british man yelled closer to the front of the counter.

The complaints continued until the manager came out to calm his customers. Austin scuttled out of the Cafe through the back doors and a new cashere replaced him. Lauren hurriedly ordered then turned to Camila.

"Black?" Lauren asked with a shy smile.

Caught off guard Camila stuttered with her response. "Huh?, um yes please". She wore the same shy smile. Lauren paid for their drinks and handed Camila coffee to her as they both split off into different directions in the Cafe.

Camila giving up on going to her class thinking she could do a make up test later. When she was just about to leave  she felt a soft tap on her shoulder and turned around to face its direction.

"Uh, hi. I justed wanted to say sorry for holding up the line. I tend to loose track of time when ranting and it looked like you really needed the coffee. I m-mean n-not like that you're stunning. I d-didn't mean it to sound like that, I'm so, so sorry. You really do l-look nice today I just m-meant about the whole studying thing. Again, you're beautiful I never i-" The emerald eyed beauty stuttered and blushed furiously thankful to be interrupted.

"It's fine. I'm not usually like that promise, I just needed my caffeine" Camila held up her cup of coffee the raven haired cuban had gotten her.

Lauren giggled and pulled a seat out as it looked like they would continue this conversation.

"I'm Lauren" she said sticking her hand  out.

"Camila" Replied the smaller women grabbing her hand shaking it slightly.

"So I'm beautiful huh?" Camila continued smirking at the blushing cuban in front of her.

***end flashback

"You were so cute lolo" Camila said walking back over to straddle the naked older cuban with her own very much naked body.

"Yeah?" Came Lauren's cheeky response leaning in centremetres from her girlfriend's lips.

"U huh" Mumbled Camila before capturing Lauren's lips and pushing her slightly back on to the bed to continue last nights activities.

A/N Ugh I have been hating this chapter for so long now so I decided to change Lauren's clothing so it isnt just based on gay stereotypes cause I didn't like that. Also I had a chance to look at my atrocious gramma and hopefully I fixed most of it.