Meow

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Hotdog: Meow I'm a cat.
Burger: Hey there hotdog (winks)
(Hotdogs thoughts: Oh shit she's winking what do I do?)
(Hotdog tries to winks but sneezes instead)
(Burgers thoughts: What a sneeze bag)
(Hotdogs thoughts: Oh no, I blew it she's running away what do I do now?)
(Hotdog tries to act cute but gets hit by a car)
(Lucky cats have nine lives)
(Completely different cat)
Hotdog: Yo Burger wait up!
Burger: Yes hot dog?
Hotdog: Not you I just wanted to see if that guy was gonna drop his chips.
Burger: You like burgers?
Hotdog: Who doesn't, I maybe called hotdog but I yack up if I eat hotdogs.
Burger: Really? I can't have bread.
Hotdog: And your called burger?
Burger: Yeah I know it's stupid.
Hotdog: Ooooo burger!
Burger: Yes?!
Hotdog: I'm going to get lunch
Burger: Oh right. Well I'll just wait here by myself...
Hotdog: Ok see ya.
(Burgers thoughts: What a jerk, just because I can't have bread)
(Chips the cat strolls over)
Chips: Hey there beautiful (Winks)
Burger: Hey Chips (Winks back)
Chips: Your looking medium rare
Burger: Thank you (Winks again)

(Burger is stunned by the look of chips)
Burger: Meow
Chip: Purr mow

Roasted duck: Why you messin' with my man, get away woman.
Burger: I didn't know...
Chips: I'm sorry roasted duck it's over
Roasted duck: No don't do this chips.
Chips: I'm in love with someone else.
(Roasted duck hisses at Burger as she walks away)
Burger: What's her problem
Chips: I just broke things off
Hotdog: But burger you belong to me
Burger: I'm in love with him
Hotdog: You barely know him
Burger: He's funny, smart, kind
Hotdog: But what about me?
Burger: You were more interesting in food dropping than you were into me.
Hotdog: You know that's not true
Burger: Sure, you wouldn't ever leave my side for food.
Chips: I'm sorry to intrude but we have a date to attend to Burger.
Burger: Why certainly

Roasted duck: Are you still persisting on stealing my man?
Burger: Seriously gurl
Roasted duck: Yes!
Chips: Me and burger

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