/Miqueela's POV/
I'm standing on the porch of the house with one thing on my mind. I can't stop thinking about Rigby-kun. His stumpy, lanky body, his bug eyes, everything about him. He gives me the hots. I want him to push me up against a wall and--
My daydream was interrupted by the front door opening. It was Benson-san out for a smoke break.
"Hello Benson-san." I say, turning to look at him with sorrowful eyes.
"Hello Miqueela-kun," he replies, "is everything alright?" Concern fills his eyes.
"No." I sigh, tearing up a bit. "Rigby-kun doesn't love me!" I start sobbing, my tears are red. I cry blood because my mom died when i was little.
"Yes he does, Miqueela-kun!!" He grabs my shoulders. "Even if he doesn't..." He pulls me closer. I'm shaking. "I love you, Miqueela-kun!" He kisses me passionately. My cat-like instincts kick in and i scratch him across the chest. Blood pools at his feet as he falls over.
"Oops." I stare at his corpse, mortified. I run inside to find Rigby-kun in his room. He's sleeping. He's so cute when he sleeps! Then i notice that he's shirtless... I blush a deep crimson, and get the hots. "R-Rigby-kun..." I whisper, quickly covering my mouth. To my surprise he gets up.
"Mm... Miqueela-chan, I was just dreaming about you." He rubs his sexy eyes, and I'm so blinded by his hotness that I don't notice what he said. Suddenly Benson-san sits up next to him on the trampoline, also shirtless.
"W-wait what?!?!?! Benson-san-?! But I--!!!" I look out of the window to see no blood or corpse! It was one of my hallucinations!! Benson-san yawns.
I run out of the room crying. How could Rigby-kun do this to me?! I look behind me to see Rigby-kun chasing me.
"Miqueela-kun, wait!!!!" He grabs my wrist and yanks me back. "I love you..." He connects our lips and I moan.
"Oh yes, Rigdaddy!!"
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Boku No Rigby
FanfictionMiqueela is just your typical neko-thotty-teenage-conehead that works at the park. Her life was completely normal until she fell in love with Rigby-Kun this is a shitpost me and my friend Mckayla made when she (idiotically) joked about her Rigby plu...
