My Life as Chat Noir

I'm Not Dead, Merely Hibernating.

I am the only species of mammal that hibernates during the summer, when I could be updating my stories and chatting with you all. I was busy babysitting my brothers because my mom and dad have to work because we're poor. No pity please, it's merely a fact. Beyond that, I was earning money from my neighbor by doing odd jobs and lawn care. I was also lazy and didn't feel like writing. Anyways, I took my first vacation and we went to Oregon! It was gorgeous, and the weather was perfect. 18 degrees Celsius the whole time. (About 60 degrees Fahrenheit.) There were so many trees and mountains everywhere! Closest thing to mountains we have here it the Cahokia Mounds. The Midwest is boring. Anyways, on the plane ride back from Oregon, I watched Love, Simon, and I would rate it 10/10. It is a great movie and it is hella funny. I will be updating hopefully every night now, so you can all do what you want. Have a good day.

Yeetmeister, out.