My Life as Chat Noir

Birthday Rap for Jordan!

So, tomorrow is the birthday of Look2003 and I decided I would make a birthday rap for her.

here goes. (Totally freestyle. 10:28 pm rn)

Today is the day, 

that Jordan will slay,

so now make way,

or get on your knees and pray.

No one else is important now,

get down on your knees and bow,

or else she might just plow

right through the rest of you, pow!

Freestyling right now is quite creative,

very few rules, nothing legislative,

typing fast now, not vegetative,

cant beat me at my own game, nothing imitative.

So now we're heading back to the star of the show,

Queen of the day, sweet like cookie dough,

got a good heart everyone can see it glow,

now I don't need to tell you I'm sure you already know.

What else can I say,

except that she will slay,

yes I know, already used that, today.

But with her around, the skies are not grey,

rather bright and sunny, so the children can play.

Everybody say hey,

for the queen of roleplay,

brand new stories every goddamn day,

hope for us now, nothing in her way.

I said you better watch what you're doing, 

cause she ain't gonna stop when she's movin,

she's headed to the top imma prove it,

hit you like a freight train yeah we're groovin.

Sorry back there for that tiny bit of seventies

but we're back here now, givin out fresh remedies,

typin so fast like I'm Arabic, Lebanese,

beatin the shit out of all of her enemies.

Turn around now and try to face her,

so slow now, won't even try to race her,

real fire now, get ready drop the bass, her

steps all here now, runnin with grace, yeah

you don't wanna fuck with her now,

she'll leave your ass underneath ground,

bury your ass six feet deep now,

and you'd better stay down,

get the hell outta her way now, 

better watch what you say now,

She's the type of girl that will always be ageless,

she's the type of girl that will always be shameless,

spittin real fire now, yeah it's gettin fuckin heinous,

because she's the type of girl that you know is fuckin

dangerous.

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