The Bad Boy's Wise Girl

Prologue

On the chapter titles, B.B. means Bad Boy so obviously Percy and W.G. means Wise Girl so obviously Annabeth. BEWARE: THERE IS A WHOLE LOTTA CUSSING IN HERE. im actually going to fight you if you attack me for the cussing. 

Prologue

Okay first of all, let me put a disclaimer right here:

I never wanted to end up like the actual shithead I currently am. But whoop-de-fucking-do, this is me. A shithead. Actual shit on a head. Like, shit with whatever you had for dinner last night - chicken, corn, I honestly have no idea. You guys are creative as shit, right? Or actually maybe seaweed would be inside the shit. Inside joke, maybe you'll understand another day. 

But, my girlfriend wanted me to do this. She was inspired by owls in the night or some shit, I have no idea how that relates to writing a fucking book but you do you, and said, "Hey, you got a really good grade in English, right? When we were in high school? Write our story."

So yup. Here I am. That's me. Basically the story of my life. I'd very much rather be playing 2k17 or GTA, or even swimming. Okay yeah, I swim big deal whatever. Anyway, I think you get the point. I'd rather be doing anything else but I'm kind of stuck here. Kind of a big "oof". I don't even like writing, especially because I have dyslexia. Apparently, my english teacher thought I had creative writing skills or whatever. I don't really remember what he said, but I know it was a compliment, I mean how could you not compliment me?

I'm amazing.

But I'm stuck here now because I promised my girl that I'd do it, but I was also a little drunk when I promised her that but it's fine. She'll love me more if I do it, and her attention feeds me. I gave her my word and no matter how dumb of a promise it was, I never go back on it. Ever. 

Thanks guys for not being a dick and reading through the entire prologue,

Percy Jackson.