As the amazing Mike Fuentes once said "WHERE IS MY FUCKING LIFE HAS ANYBODY SEEN IT" I can strongly relate to the bae. My entire past 2 years has been nothing but fandoms and its fucking sad, i thought i had a future then BAM fandoms knocked me out with a fucking baseball bat and drug me through the 7 layers of hell. Its kinda fun here in hell idk i mean theres good music and hot people and fun shit and cool shows. Anyway back to my point, my life is depressing i was all like sheit imma go to law school and make money and shit like 2 years ago but now im like i wanna be broke as fuck and in a band, have a shitload of tattoos and peircings, and party and shit. But sadly i have no fucking talent and i sound like a fucking pubescent 12 year old boy when i try to growl and shit. But holla at mah homies kassidy and lilli who actually have a plan for their lives if our band fails which i know it will. I DONT WANNA BE NORMALLLLLLLL THO I DONT WANNA GO TO FUCKING LAW SCHOOL I WANNA BE IN A BAND MOOOOOOOMMMMM ITS NOT A PHASE THIS IS THE REALL MEEE SHUT UP DAD TATTOOS ARE COOL AS FUCK AND I WILL LOVE THEM FOREVER I WILL BE A BADASS OLD LADY SHEIIITTTT. anyway now that i got the teenage rebellion out of my system i cant growl i cant sing i cant scream i dnt even have the paitience to learn guitar or bass or drums. Maybe ill just start a fucking hardcore clarinet band like fucking clarinet metal ill call it CLARINETCORE AND IT WILL BE GREAT. Okay im getting carried away again clarinetcore is gonna be a thing tho just give me like 5 years. I kinda have hope for my band tho bc a lot of famous bands were shit when they first started so maybe well be okay MAYBE ill learn some shit or somethin imma fucking learn guitar and imma be the next fucking jacky vincent. eww theres piss in my bathtub my cat fucking pissed in my bathtub and it smells like shit. im getting off track again, hey maybe ill become an actor bc im really good at faking being normal shit maybe ILL BE THE DOCTORS NEW COMPANION. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY DANCED ON THE EDGE? srry random ptv outburst. ugh anyways if youre still reading this story by now you deserve a fucking award ilysmrn. im gonna be productive today and go to bed an hour early haha jfk not really yes noyesnoyesno anyway im just gonna post this shitty story now
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SpiritualTHIZ storeh iz rly inzpirin anf u nead to red it this story is basically me writing at least a paragraph everytime i stay up until three i find it interesting to go back and read them the next day and i promise im not crazy i just have a wild imagi...
