I can feel my inner whitegirl being unleashed, with the power of my starbucks i have become invincible. Nothing can stop me now, but i can hear the voice of my worst enemy, my inner fangirl. She stuns me with her fetus bandmember rays, as Vic Fuentes and Oliver Sykes flood my vision i can feel the blackness of my soul start to grow as my suuuuuper hot spraytan starts to fade "I won't let you get me this time!" whitegirl cries as she starts to throw uggs and yoga pants at the emo loser. "AHH IT BURNS!" Inner fangirl squeals it pissed her off yo and you dont piss of a fangirl. She stares directly into whitegirl and uses her David Tennant feels eye lazers as they burn through the nirvana tee and puts a crotch hole in whitegirls yogapants. As whitegirl lie on the ground begging for mercy inner fangirl rips off whitegirls uggs and throws them in a fire and drinks her starbucks. "NO NOT MY STARBUCKS" she begs, "YES YOUR STARBUCKS STUPID CRACKER ASS BITCH" inner fangirls yells. "THATS IT YOU HAVE LEFT ME NO OTHER CHOICE" whitegirl threatens. "U WOT M8" Inner fangirl questions. "MCR BROKE UP AND THEY AINT COMIN BACK AND MITCH LUCKER IS DEAD AS FUCK" whitegirl screams. ''I WASNT READY YET" Inner fangirl was almost did but then her sidekick Lilli showed a presentation of the fetus band members and as inner fangirl cried from the beauty of emo OLIVER SYKES she screamed "ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME WHERE WERE YOU" , Lilli shrugged. And then whitegirl did.
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this is what happens at 3 in the morning
EspiritualTHIZ storeh iz rly inzpirin anf u nead to red it this story is basically me writing at least a paragraph everytime i stay up until three i find it interesting to go back and read them the next day and i promise im not crazy i just have a wild imagi...
