Akatsuki's Hotel Vacation

At The Bar

"Well... a little ‘vacation’ won't really hurt...so..." Pein said as he directed the members to the entrance of the hotel.

Luckily, the members weren't in their coats so people won't recognize them. It took Pein a while to get all of you registered in their rooms.

You sighed as you got to your room. "Damn that Pein.... all the way up to the fourth floor...." you groaned.

 "You know he'll kill you if he heard that..." you heard someone say. You turn around to see Hidan smiling at you. You huffed and dropped your bags and got your key.

"I don't care...." you said. He giggled and cornered you at the door.

"Whoa...don't get too close, mister..." you said, smiling nervously.

"Or what??" he replied.

 "Or God knows what Jashin will do to you...." you answer.

"I don't care....."

He leans in but before he kisses you, you thrust the key you were holding on the whole time and turned the doorknob. You backed away from him, your index finger moving like a metronome.

"Uh-uh-uh....I care for your "celibacy"...(lol...I died laughing typing this phrase..).

He rolls his eyes and pouts his lips as you shut the door. You lean on the door and sighed.

"Wow...that encounter was....different...".

That left you want to go to the bar and reminisce the moment he was close to you.

"Oooh... nice place...." you commented as you looked at the lights in the ceiling. How beautiful the colors looked in the atmosphere. That drowsy, almost weak atmosphere that always resides in a bar.

 You already notice some of the Akatsuki members sitting together, looking at girls as ice tingled in their glasses.

"Hmph...perverts...." you scoffed.

You saw Deidara waving a hand -a smiling hand- at you, calling you to join them.

'Umm...no thanks..' you thought.

A bunch of guys and you the only girl in the table makes you paranoid. You turned down the offer and sat on a seat near the bartender and asked him for a beer. He immediately gave you what you ordered and turned around and leaned on the table. You saw on the stage, people scattering wires and instruments for the next band. Then a guy tapped your shoulder. "Are you alone for tonight?" he asks.

"Umm..yes but…sorry..." you immediately reply. He left after your answer, then another guy cornered you on the table.

Now this guy wore a bandanna, an eyepatch and a biker vest...the rest was leather and skulls.

"You need to get with me, girl.." he hoarsely said. You struggle and got ready to kick him where the sun don't shine. But as you were about to, a familiar voice rang around the hall. You both turn your heads to see Hidan tightened his fists. You were relieved.

"She's with me..."

 "Oh really?" the biker dude replied.

One question rang in your mind: "Where are the others?!"

 You turn around to see guns pointing at them. "One wrong step and your friends will get it..." the biker dude said. Hidan stopped in his tracks and sighed. Then shouts were heard behind you. And you already see the biker dude's men on their stomachs.

Then Kakashi (yep...Kakashi) kicked the biker dude in the face real hard. "Are you alright, Miss?" he asks after he had finished the biker dude's goons (I keep typing biker dude XD).

"Y-Yeah..." you were still traumatized at the near-death experience the members had because of you.

 "These guys are going straight to the slammer alright...for breaking and entering..." he says.

"Wait...do...I...know you?" he asks. You jump and gulped, so did the other members.

"Uh-uh...no...I never seen you before in my life..." you replied, nervously.

Pein slapped his forehead somehow. And Hidan rolled his eyes.

"She's with me... so if you're trying to steal my girl then leave..." Hidan said defensively.

‘YOUR girl? What makes him think I’m HIS girl, huh?’ you thought.

"Umm..no..sir I'm just asking if she's someone I know..." Kakashi replied.

"Well, you should know that...." Hidan says as he grabs you by the waist and leads you out of the bar. You felt sorry for Kakashi somehow.

"Let me go! Now!!" you said as Hidan opened the door to your room (which was on the fourth floor) and laid you on the bed.

He immediately kisses you and holds your wrists, preventing you from moving. After seconds of kissing, he slowly lets go of your wrists and slides down your waist. He was surprised that you weren't struggling and that you actually pulled him even closer to you. He smiles in the kiss and breaks away.

"Oh,my Jashin....what have you done?!" you ask. He grins and kisses your neck. You were forever conscious about his religion and now...it felt kinda awesome. You sank into pleasure with him and somehow closed your eyes......