Getting The Rainbow [ Mature Version ]

Hanging Out

My name is Early, yeah a weird name I know. Anyway, I am a human and I've been in Equestria for a couple of months now, I don't even know how I got here or how to get back for that matter... Not that I want to get back though because this place is fucking great.

I have a house on the outskirt of a town called Ponyville near the Everfree Forest, The Princesses who ruled this place gave it to me once they heard about me. The house is not big but it's comfortable so I'm not complaining. Its two stories tall, the first floor consists of a living room, a dining room, and a kitchen, the second floor consists of a bedroom, a bathroom, and a balcony which gives a spectacular view of the sunset. For some reason they gave me a pretty large bed, it's definitely way bigger for ponies. It could easilly fit 2 persons on it, I still don't know whether they intended to made it this big or not, it's pretty convenient for me though.

The ponies here has been relatively nice to me. When I first got here they are all really fucking terrified of me, some of them even fainted when they saw me but now they treat me like one of them. These ponies are not as big as the ponies back home, most of them only reach just below my chest when they stand on all four legs, even when they stand on their hind legs they only at my neck level.

I woke up in the forest, I have no idea where the fuck I am or why I'm here. I examined the forest, it was cold, dark, and I need to get the hell out of here ASAP. I started walking randomly through the forest until I heard growling behind the bushes and I could see pairs of glowing green eyes in the dark as a manly person that I am, I decided to do what other people would do in this situation...run the fuck away as fast as I can while simultaneously yelling help over and over again. The creatures started to chase me, they are like wolves but their whole body is made entirely out of logs and branches.

After minutes of running and dodging, I finally managed to lose the creatures without a single scratch...somehow. I could see a dirt path in the distance and I immediately follow it until I was finally out of the damn forest.

The first thing that greeted me after I got out from the forest was a cyan blue blur moving towards me at full speed and tackled me to the ground. Believe it or not, that's how me and Rainbow Dash first met. I think she broke a rib or two when she did that. Ever since then we both became great friends, she is also the one that has been showing me to the ponies around the town that I'm not a threat to them.

Fast forward a couple of months later and here I am laying on my couch and reading some daring do books, shame there's no television in equestria though. I started to enjoy reading the 'Daring Do' book series ever since Rainbow Dash lent me one of her Daring Do book to read. I heard knocking sounds at my door and a familiar voice calling me.

"Hey, Early! Are you home?" Said Rainbow Dash waiting patiently at the front door.

I close the book that I was reading before realizing that I haven't mark the page that I was reading yet, Ah fuck, I cursed to myself before sighing and put the book on the table in front of me. I head towards the front door and open it, once I opened the front door I was greeted with a familiar sight of a cyan blue pegasus.

"Oh hey, Rainbow!" I said as I look down and smile at her.

She enter my house and I close the door afterwards, she looks up at me and smile.

"So dude, got any plan for today?"

"Well, other than reading and sleeping on my couch all day then nope, I don't really have plans for today" I sit down at the couch and Rainbow sat down next to me afterwards.

"You wanna go out and chillax together?"

"Yeah sure, I don't see why not."

"Cool! Come on I know a really good place that you'll enjoy." She said as she fly out from my house. I grab my book and start to follow her, she is flying fast but not too fast so I could catch up to her at running speed.