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"I drank Smirnoff. And it tastes like bitter feet." Edd admitted.
"Then smirnoff isn't for you." Tom retorted.
"No f***in kidding I feel like the world is dying." Edd said depressingly.
Tom sighed."It is."
He jumps on Tom's head and hugs him. "Heh heh heeeeh." :3
Matt flopped onto the ground with a soft thud. He stared at nothing still rethinking his life.

"Um..." Tom didn't know what to do.
"Heh heh..."
[BI]"IT'S BRITTANY B****." Edd yelled.
"Edd... Maybe you should get more sleep-" Tom considered."No sleep is for the weak aND I AM nOt WeAk."
Edd yelled back.
Matt suddenly screeched.
''DRAGON TALES..''

"TORD WHERE'S YER GIANT ROBOT?" Edd asked."No keep ignoring me. "
Tord flipped EDD off casually.
His frown growing sour.
"Ha ha I'm gay for your Giant Robot." //hella gay//
Tom sighed. He laid down on the carpet.

"Please just die. "
Tord regretted coming.
This was a complete mess.
"And you're gay for cola you piece of garbage." 
Edd fell off Tom's head and just slowly died inside. "nO I lOvE gIaNt RoBoT mEtAl HuSbAnD."

"It's not a phase Mom!" Edd snapped unironically.

[B]" NO IM NOT IN A BAD MOOD. I've BEEN IGNORED THIS WHOLE TIME. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS! I SHOULD HAVE DIED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS SHIT!"
Tord was more pissed.
Oh gees.

Tom walked into the bathroom and locked it.//Fuck this shit im out-//
"SLEEP. IS FOR. THE WEAK." Edd yelled at everyone.
Matt started screeching about whether Spongebob was a actual sponge or not.

Edd crawls over to the bathroom door.Edd scratches on the door like a cat. "Toooom." "Leave me alone."
"Awww ok." He sits on the couch. "I'm a l o s e r." //edd you are not-//

Tom starts thinking. He got done thinking and he walks out.
Edd scrunches up in a ball and rocks back and forth. "How did I keep it for two years? How could I do this for that long? God, why am I like this??" //poor edd-//

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