"Oh hello Allen..." Oliver said with disappointment. "What are you doing here?"
"I freaking live here, too! You idiot!" Al said raising his eyebrow and pushing pass Oliver to the living room where you were sitting.
"Well, well! The babe is finally awake!" Al said smirking.
"Don't you lay a finger on (Your name)!!!" Oliver said running into the living room. You sat there in blushing as the two men continue to argue.
"I would-" You ask but get cut off.
"BLAH BLAH ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO IS NAG ALL THE TIME!!!" Al shouted out to Oliver.
"OH! YOU SWEARED!!!! YOU OWE THE SWEAR JAR MONEY NOW!!!" Oliver yelled.
"PFFT! FUCK IT!!!!"
"THATS ANOTHER FIVE POUNDS!!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS A POUND?!?"
"ITS A KIND OF MONEY!!!!!"
"IN WHAT PLACE?!? URANUS?!?"
"SHUT UP!!!!" You screamed at the top of your lungs. The two looked you in a flash.
"Good now your quite! Now let me ask something please... Who the heck are you?" You say pointing to Al.
"I'm Allen! Your amazingly handsome sexy boyfriend!" He said with a wink. You rolled your eyes.
"No! She's mine! Right poppet~?" Oliver said pulling you closer to him. Your face turned pink.
"Uhhhh...... yeah sure...?" You questioned in away. Oliver hugged you tighter.
"Gezzz! Don't hug her so tight Oliver! Look at (Your name)'s face!!!" Al said laughing. Oliver looked down to see your face bluer than a smurf's.
"Oh! I'm sooooo sorry, love!!!!" He said releasing you, which made you fall on to the floor. Al was still laughing his ass off.
"I-I'm... fine... O-Ollie..." You layed on the ground gasping for air.
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Love is Blind (2p England x Reader)
FanfictionYou are bored out of your mind as usual, so you go to tick off England, but you find something off and weird. So you go on a crazy adventure with someone you weren't supposed to meet. What if he kills you? What if you fall in love?
