Once Bitten Twice Shy (Marshall Lee x Reader)

6: To Fionna & Cake's House!

AN: Today is the day Adventure Time has officially ended :( So here's a chapter to commemorate it!

"Human girl!" You cheered. "Cake!"

"Y-YN?!" Fionna looked taken aback at the sight of you. "Did you... dye your hair with a potion?"

"Ah... No." You rubbed your tail self-consciously.

"She's my vampy little wife-to-be now." Marshall Lee dropped down from the top of the door frame and caused Fionna and Cake to jump. "Scoot your boot, we came to hang."

"Uh, that's not how to ask!" Cake crossed her arms, but both she and Fionna allowed the two vampires into the house. "But I guess congratulations on the engagement. Oooo, let me see that ring on that finger, girl!"

You showed it to her as Marshall floated in and you walked in.

Cake clicked her tongue.

"Typical looking for what I thought he'd give you." She looked at Marshall Lee. "Try and be more original!"

"I am nothing but original!" He complained.

"Oh, please don't make him start!" You whined. "I wanted to hang out with you two. He just leeched on."

"Oh! OH! My wife, calling me a leech now!" He smiled as he twirled upside-down in the air. "See what you do?"

He was happy, as long as they stayed off of how you became a vampire and off of Prince Gumball.

"I ain't have a single thing to do with that! You're the leech-y one." Cake put a hand on her hip. "Isn't that right, Fionna?"

"Whaaaaat?" She called from the kitchen. "I'm coming in with cranberry juice."

You smiled. A red drink.

"You're so nice, Fionna. No wonder you're loved by even my Vampire King!" You smiled as she blushed. "Look, now I can say that I'll drink the red from your cheeks!

"Now you don't start!" Fionna shoved the glass in your hand as you bark-laughed. "I get enough from him. It was bad enough with that vampire. Now I have you."

Marshall's ears perked up.

"SO!" He weaseled his way in front of Fionna. "How's it going with Flame Boy? Is he hot enough for you?"

Distraction made. He thought to himself.

"Leave me alone! Can't you be nice like YN?" She pouted.

Distraction successful. He nodded as he wrapped an arm around you.

"Gag." Cake said. "I rooted for you both a little bit, but it's weird."

"Is this weird too?" Marshall flashed a smile and planted his lips deeply on yours until you smacked his head enough for him to let you go. Then, you bopped his nose.

"Bad Mawshee!" You scowled. "Go home. I want to be with the girls."

"No!" He looked astonished. "I want to be here."

You hissed at him. But mixed with your fox sounds, it came out as a growl as well.

"Go home!" You scowled. "You're foxing me."

"I think you mean 'bugging you', YN." Fionna laughed awkwardly.

"Foxes are better than bugs. But if we're doing worse then he is vampire-ing me!" You crossed your arms and floated away from him. "Marshall Lee, go home."

He turned red with anger. He absolutely did NOT want to go home right now. But if he didn't leave, he risked really upsetting you.

So he would use his signature move. Leaving without leaving.

"Fine. I'll see you at home." He kissed your head. "Bye, Fionna, bye, Cake."

And with that, he floated out the door with a scowl.