Drowning

Simply Lovely

Normal girls want to marry princes, we want to marry killers

Normal girls play dress up, we play cosplay

Normal girls eat ice cream when depressed, we eat cheesecake

Normal girls wouldn't go out in the woods at night, we go searching for slender

Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife

Normal girls wear bows, we wear beanies

Normal girls ask 'why you did that?', we say 'you shouldn't have done that'

Normal girls say 'go to hell', I say ' GO TO SLEEP'

Normal girls say link, we say BEN

Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he's beautiful

Normal girls say cannibal, we say eyeless jack

Normal girls say 'go die in a hole', we say 'you've met with a terrible fate'