I was walking down the street, Stressed Out blasting in my ears. All my life I had been an orphan, but I was able to forget about that when I got a job at Buzzfeed. I really loved how they hated white people, because I hate white people due to the fact that a group of them murdered my parents right in front of my eyes. I hated Shane the most. He can go jump off a roof. The only white people that I don't hate are my favourite band, Twenty Øne Piløts. Ever since I met with Father Thomas, I had dreams about them adopting me. Maybe it was wishful thinking, or maybe it was a sign.
I took a long sip of my skinny soy latte (I don't drink dairy) and think about the different ways I could kill Shane and make it look like an accident. I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't notice the two men in front of me. Our bodies collided and my $50 latte dropped to the ground.
"Watch where you're going," I yelled, squatting down (Yeah I do squats. Gotta keep my ass looking fine), picking up the remnants of coffee. I stood back up and brushed a few creases out of my Buzzfeed Unsolved merch (link in bio)
"Sorry man," one of them said, towering over my small stature. I looked up and couldn't believe my eyes!
It was Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun!!!!!
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Adopted by TØP (mature)
FanfictionWhat happens when Buzzfeed legend Ryan Bergara gets adopted by Twenty One Pilots? That being said, let's get into the theories.
