Yo mammas so fat her patronus is a cake
Yo mammas so fat u need 2 boggarts to turn into her
Yo mammas so scared, when I pointed my wand at her, she ran faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo
Yo mammas so ugly, not even the dementors would kiss her
Yo mammas so fat she's bigger than all the Weasleys rolled into one
Yo mammas so ugly, she makes Eloise Midgen look like a beauty queen
.........bitch
