N.F.J
Louis and Niall are driveing down the road. Then Niall farts so loud that the whole tour bus vibrates, "NIALL!!" Louis screams, takeing his hands off the wheel to cover his eyes "I can't see my eyes!!" "You could never see your eyes, genious." Niall says, somehow, not panicked.
"NIALL! THE WINDOWS ARE BROKEN! I CAN'T ROLL THEM DOWN!!" Niall begins to laugh "THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!" Louis screams. The tour bus starts swerving around the road.
With Niall laughing his head off and Louis covering his eyes, the bus is going where it wants to. "IT SMELLS SO BAD!!!!!!" than a cop siren goes off, Louis pulls over, than Ross Lynch comes over to their car in a cop suit.
Louis rolls the window down, than looks at Ross blindly "I think he burnt my eyes off." "I thought the windows didn't roll down!" Niall points out, Louis looks at him twitching "You're the one that told me they didn't roll down!" Niall giggles "Oops! my bad!"
"Are you guys on drugs?" the cop asks, Louis looks at him "Possibly." he says coughing.
Than Niall picks up a jar out of nowhere, along the sides were green and writen on it was: "N.F.J" "Whats that?" the cop asks "Nothing!!" Niall says quickly.
The cop grabs the jar out of Niall's hands "NO DON-" just then the cop opens the jar, his eyes roll back into his head and he falls to the ground. Louis looks at Niall "What the heck was in that??" "You didn't read it?" Niall asks.
"Yeah, I did. what does N.F.J mean?" Louis asks "Niall's Fart Jar...Duh!" Louis gives him the "are you serious?" look "You farted in a jar." Louis says flatly "...Yes" Louis sighs "We need the other boys to help bury the body"
Zayn, Harry, Niall, Liam, and Louis all walk through a desserted grave yard, Niall carrying the body (cuz he killed him) Niall stops and studys Ross's hair, "This guy is not a natural blond!" Niall says. the boys glare at him "Neither are you!" they say "Yeah but... it's different!" "Why??" they ask "because I'm hot!!" than a voice ecos through the grave yard "Yes, you are" The voice said. they all look at the old grave yard digger winking at Niall "See?" Niall says.
"Hey, can you dig a grave for this guy we ki-" Zayn yells but than stops "I mean...NIALL KILLED HIM!!" Than everyone runs but Niall. Niall burst into tears "IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THAT JAR!!" Than Niall runs away too. the grave digger takes off a mask to reveal his real identidy, he was the main guy from C.S.I miami "Those kids are going to go to jail!" Than he dramaticly takes his sunglasses off and stares into the camra.
*THEME SONG!!!*
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
gO, go, go in a hoveround. beep beep.
