Holy Shit

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Jin's POV

"Holy shit!" I hear Namjoon scream. Of course, that's the moment when the delivery guy shows up at the door. He hands me the boxes of food, and I run them quickly to the kitchen, putting them on the counter. Hurriedly, I count out some money to give to the poor guy.

"Keep the change," I tell him. He smiles in thanks and closes the door.

I hear more doors opening and closing, and voices near the bathroom. Namjoon and Jungkook are standing near the bathroom door staring at Yoongi and Jimin, who are inside the bathroom. Tae trails behind me, and Hoseok watches peeking from behind the corner of the wall.

"What's going on?" I question. Namjoon turns to look at me, eyes open wide incredulously.

"I was going to use the bathroom, and I had seen Yoongi hyung going over so I was waiting. And then it was over 15 minutes and I was getting impatient. And then the door opened." He gestures to the two boys, who are rumpled and slightly disheveled.

"It was my fault," Yoongi says quickly. "If anyone should get in trouble, it would be me." I shake my head. No one would be getting in trouble. Not on my account, at least.

"Actually," a light voice says from behind me, "I think it would be Namjoon-ah. Because if he'd just use another bathroom, we wouldn't be in this situation." Namjoon throws his hands up in the air, but concedes to our sunshine's point.

"Wash your hands. Lunch is ready," is all I say. "Oh, and we will continue with the game. But try not to get too..." I trail off, not entirely positive what word I want to use. But everyone seems to understand, or at least, they all agree.

Hoseok and I are the first to get to the kitchen. I grab some plates and put a piece of pizza on each. They'll all want more, but it's better to start with one so they're not animals. I know from experience.

Tae joins us first, sitting next to me on then end. The laptop sits on the counter facing us all. It's a reminder to wait until later to say anything about what we all saw going on in the bathroom. Namjoon comes next, sitting next to me. He starts shoveling food in his mouth before he's even fully sittin down.

"You could be polite and wait for everyone else to come," Hoseok says with a pointed look.

"Nah," says Namjoon. "I doubt Yoongi or Jungkook would wait for us if we came late to a meal.

"True," says Tae while doing aegyo at the laptop. I shake my head at him, trying not to let out my uncontrollable windshield wiper laugh.

Yoongi plops down next to Hoseok and, without saying a word, starts eating. I kick him under the table and he smirks before taking an even bigger bite. Aish, these youngsters.

Jungkook and Jimin walk in the room and I notice Yoongi tense as Jimin laughs at something the maknae said. Jimin sends a smile in all of our general directions, but I know it's really meant for Yoongi.

We're all silent for a few minutes, with the occasional, "give me another piece of pizza hyung," and "get it yourself."

To break the awkwardness, I decide o tell a joke.

"What do you call a fake noodle, Joonie?" I ask. He tilts his head up, thinking about the answer.

"I don't know," he finally admits. "What?"

"An impasta," I say, completely deadpan. In an attempt to hold in my laughter, I scrunch my face, probably looking constipated as a result. Then, looking at the slightly confused expression on Jungkooks face and hearing Hoseok's loud laugh, I lose it. The windshield wipers go out with I'll force.

"You're such a dad, hyung," Jimin's says trying to hide his chuckle.

"I know," I say, pretending to flip my hair. Which I would totally do, if only I had hair that was long enough.

After a while, everyone was full, even Yoongi and Jungkook. We go back to the living room and sit back in our original positions.

"Who's turn was it?" Yoongi asks. We all look around he circle, not remembering.

"Oh," says Jimin. "It's my turn."

Oh right.

So this chapter is dedicated to the 100+ reads!!! It's only been a couple days I can't believe it! I didn't actually think anyone would read this! Wow ok. You're all amazing!

So I hope you're enjoying. I meant to update this yesterday, but I was sooooo busy with school prep stuff and soccer. Hopefully I will be able to update again today. I not, I will be updating weekly. New chapters every Friday starting next week!

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