"Don't go in there..." I whispered, huddled on the couch as I watched a horror movie. "Bitch, don't you do it..."
*BANG*
I screamed loudly, jumping about a foot in the air. I hurried to pause the tv before grabbing my machete and going to the door. I opened it, cursing silently when it gave an eery creak. I looked around, machete at the ready as I slowly stepped onto the porch.
"Anyone here?" I asked quietly. "Tch! Yeah right Kay. I'm sure that a killer would be all like 'Oh, yeah. I'm in the kitchen, you want a sandwhich?'" I lectured myself in a really derpy voice.
*meow*
"Shit!" I screeched at the sudden sound, accidentally throwing my machete into the air. I barely dodged as it fell back down and lodged into the wood porch, half an inch from my foot and almost hitting a... Pink kitten...
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" I whispered, crouching down beside the petrified kitten. "Who the hell would dye a kittens fur pink? That's so gay..."
It immediately hopped to its feet- er- paws, and jumped at my face. I gasped as I jumped back, hitting the back of my head on my door frame. A silver blur somehow pulled the cat back and I discovered it was an older looking cat. On either side of the silver furred cat was two others, one bluish black and the other bright yellowish orange. Then a pitch black cat pawed its way to the side of the brighter kitten, who growled a bit and leaned away, along with a deep brown kitten with wide eyes who just kind of stood there.... Staring....
"How da hell did you guys end up at my house?" I murmured. "I kinda live in the middle of nowhere...... Oh well, you can stay with me." I decided, standing. "Here kitties~!" I said sweetly. They all filed into my house, save for the blonde who ran in, tripping on my rug and hitting his head on my floor. He gave a loud Meow of pain and I scooped him up.
"Poor little guy." I cooed, holding him and petting his head. He rubbed his head against the crook of my neck and purred loudly. "You wanna watch a movie with me?" I asked as I sat down on the couch, sitting criss crossed and putting him in the gap. I pat my couch with a smile. "You kitties can join us."
They all hopped up and I hit play on the movie. I bit my lip as the idiotic chick started running into the woods.
"What're you doing?!" I yelled at my tv. "You're gonna get killed there bit- awe SHIT!" I yelled in surprise when the murdered jumped from behind a tree and chopped her head off. "Okay nope. Nope nope nopety nope. I'm done for tonight. I'll watch more tomorrow. I'm going to play COD zombies." I decided, setting the kitten in my lap aside and going to the tv. I set up the game, grabbed the controller, and jumped back on the couch as I put my headset on.
"Demon Ninja is hereby logged on." I said into the mic. "You all my bitches now!" I grinned.
I must have spent hours on the game, killing zombies and showing up newbs, before I logged off and turned off my tv. I yawned loudly and headed to sleep, leaving most of the cats to sleep on the couch, but carrying the still awake yellow kitty to my room to sleep with me.
This has been a very eventful few hours.
