I woke up and carefully moved the yellow kitten from his position, which was stretched across my throat. I set him gently on my pillow, put on my glasses, got up and grabbed a pair of black skinny jeans, a black tank top, red and black sneakers, and black and white sleeves that went from my mid bicep to my wrist.
I went to my bathroom, brushed my hair and teeth, and got dressed. I pulled my black hair into a high ponytail and adjusted my glasses. I gave myself a small smile in the mirror, blinking sleep out of my dark red eyes.
I went back into my room and saw all the kittens on my bed. They stared at me and I blinked at them before grinning.
"I've got to go to school for a while." I said, grabbing my backpack and slinging it over my shoulder. "I'll be back later and then I'll give you names." I added, kissing the top of each of their heads. The blackish blue one was last and he growled at me and swiped at me before I could kiss his head. I jumped back, cringing at the sting in my cheek as I glared at him. "I'll name you now though." I said in a low growl. "Your name is Bitch."
I walked into the bathroom and looked at the scratches. They were kinda deep and around three inches long going diagonally. I sighed, wiping up the blood and leaving it at that, since I didn't have any bandaids that big.
"Well I'm off!" I said with a smile as I walked past the cats. "See you later guys! And bye, Bitch." I said the last part in an annoyed voice, flipping the mentioned cat off for emphasis before heading down stairs and running out my door and to my car.
>Kakashi POV<
The girl kissed our heads softly, starting from Naruto and working her way towards Sasuke. When she reached him, he growled at her and scratched her cheek, making her jump back quickly, covering the new wounds so fast I didn't have time to see how bad it was.
"I'll name you now though." She said, giving him a surprisingly threatening glare that could rival his or Itachi's. "your name is Bitch."
I had expected Naruto to either pick a fight Sasuke or laugh at his new name, but I was surprised when the knuckle headed cat sat down, a serious look on his feline face. It was almost as if he were waiting for something as he watched the girl walk back into the bathroom.
"Naruto, are you feeling alright?" I asked carefully.
"Yeah Kaka-sensei. I'm fine." He said without interest.
The girl walked back out with three long scratches marring her cheek, yet she didn't seem the least bit concerned.
"Well I'm off!" She said cheerfully. "See you later guys. And bye, Bitch." She said, giving Sasuke the finger. She left the house and all was silent.
Until Naruto went back to normal.
"Sasuke-teme!" He shouted angrily, ramming into Sasuke and making the two of them fall off the bed.
I sighed.
"What are you doing moron?!" Sasuke yelled as they wrestled on the floor and the rest of us just kind of watched from the bed.
"Why the hell did you scratch her like that?!" Naruto yelled, pinning his teammate. "She was being nice to you!"
"I don't need her affection!" Sasuke yelled back, flipping so he was pinning Naruto. "And I don't need an idiot like you to lecture me!"
They continued bickering and eventually I guess Sakura got sick of it because she jumped from the bed, using the momentum to hit the two in their heads and make their heads bounce off the floor.
"Both of you cut it out!" She yelled at them as they held their heads. "Sasuke, you shouldn't have scratched that girl! And Naruto, you shouldn't pick fights!"
"Yes Sakura-chan..." Naruto mumbled quietly while Sasuke stood there, seemingly shocked that Sakura would hit and scold him.
"That was interesting" Yamato chuckled.
"That blonde moron will always be dickless." Sai shrugged before walking further on the bed and curling into a ball.
"Only my team." I sighed, shaking my head. "Would have this kind of luck."
•~•
>Naruto POV<
It's been seven hours since that girl left and I'm getting really worried. I've been pacing back and forth on her coffee table for the past hour, waiting for her to come home.
I don't know why, but I can't get her off my mind. Her smile, the way she kissed my head, the fitting name she gave that teme.
She's awesome.
"Naruto, calm down."
"But Kaka-sensei! She's been gone for hours!" I exclaimed. "The academy doesn't even take that long!"
"I'm sure she'll be back soon." Yamato said calmly. "Just be patient."
"But what if something happened?" I asked worriedly.
I perked up as I heard the doorknob rattle and jumped off the table to meet her at the door. It opened slowly and I was stunned when the girl walked in. She had a black eye, a busted lip, and her jaw was bruised.
She didn't seem affected at all as she smiled and picked me up.
"Hey little guy." She cooed, scratching my head. "Were you waiting for me to get home?"
I meowed and gently set my paw on her bruised jaw. She cringed, but soon smiled, pushing her cracked glasses up on her nose with her free hand.
"Don't worry about it. I just ran into my bullies after school." She said, her smile faltering slightly. "It happens all the time. I just gotta patch myself up and keep on going."
I meowed and rubbed my head against her neck sadly. She sat me down.
"I'm going to get dressed, you stay here until I get back and I'll get you guys some food." She said before leaving. I watched her go, then headed for her kitchen.
"Naruto, what're you doing?" Sakura asked.
"She had a bad day, I'm going to make her cookies." I said with a grin.
"Naruto." Yamato began slowly. "You are a cat. And a very clumsy one at that. You can't bake cookies right now."
"I can try!" I insisted, running into the kitchen.
>Kay POV<
I sighed as I pulled on a pair of black leggings and an oversized black hoody.
*CRASH!*
I hurried down stairs, past the cats, and into the kitchen. Flour filled the air and its canister lay in pieces on the floor.
"Meowwwww."
I looked at a white fluff ball and blinked.
"Oh poor baby." I said softly, picking him up. He looked down, looking pretty guilty. "Don't worry about it. I'll clean it up later. First we'll clean you up though."
I carried him to the sink and set him on the counter. I filled up the sink, made sure the water was warm, and set the cat in. I cupped some water in my hand and dumped it on the kitty's head.
*poof*
