"This is delicious, dattebayo!" Naruto cheered, his voice thankfully muffled by the ramen in his mouth. He was on his seventh bowl, luckily, I made a lot.
"This is really good, Ka- er, Thalia," Yamato said. "Gomenesai, the name change will take some getting used to."
"It's fine," I said after swallowing my noodles, "you guys have known me as Kay, so it's only natural you'd instinctively continue calling me that."
"That was delicious, gouchisosama," Kakashi said, coming into the living room once he had finished eating.
"It was no problem," I beamed.
"Where'd you learn to cook like this?" Sakura asked curiously.
"I was given a neuro-enhancing drug when I was made," I explained. "Anything I've read is permanently memorized in my brain. And I used to love reading cook books when I was smaller. I wanted to be a chef."
"You could do it," Yamato said with a smile.
"Thanks."
I was almost finished eating when someone knocked on my door. I jumped, dropping my ramen in shock, and quickly put up my disguise, sighing sadly.
"Well, it was nice while it lasted," I mumbled, my head falling. My feline features were gone, my eyes were once again red, my hair black, and I once again needed my glasses, which I didn't need with my cat eyes. I put the accursed lenses on and stood, heading to the door. I checked a mirror on my wall to make sure I was fully disguised before opening the door. But... No one was there.
"What in the-"
*meow*
"SHIT!" I screeched, jumping a foot into the air.
"Thal-er-Kay! Who's at the door?!" Kakashi yelled as he and the others ran to see. I looked down and saw three full grown cats. One white with red lines going down its cheeks, one blonde with a blue dot on the center of its forehead, and those two were both giving evil looks to a black one with purple lining its eyes.
"Awe hell naw!" I yelled, scooping them up and jumping into my home, beaming as I kicked the door shut and dropped my transformation. "We got sannin cats!" I yelled, hugging them all. They all meowed in shock at seeing the nin standing before me.
"Tsunade-sama?! Jiraiya-San?!" They all yelled.
"And Oreo!" I added cheerfully. "Sakura! You take Tsunade! Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Sasuke, Oreo!" I said, handing the cats to their respective person, but I held on to Orochimaru a bit longer and grinned at him. "You behave now, or I kill your face!" I said sweetly before giving him to Sasuke, who did not look happy to see the pedo.
"Nya~!" I meowed, stretching and taking off my glasses as I set them on the coffee table. I sighed and looked at my spilled noodles. "What a shame.... I liked those noodles and now they're dead..."
"Orochimaru!!!!!!!" Two very angry voices yelled as Jiraiya and Tsunade, both thankfully clothed, chased Orochimaru, who was also thankfully clothed, into the living room, Jiraiya using rasengan and Tsunade using her medical jutsu thingy. I jumped in front of them, catching their attacks as my nails dug into their fists, drawing blood.
"Please don't yell, I have sensitive ears, Nya," I mewled, tilting my head at them. "Now why don't we all sit down, have some ramen, and relax. Because there will be no fighting in this house. That's rude!" I finished cheerfully.
"You just.... Stopped my jutsu..." Tsunade said, stunned.
"And my rasengan...." Jiraiya added.
"What exactly are you?" Orochimaru demanded with a hissing voice.
"I am a thing of many names, but you three can call me Thalia, Kay in public," I said, releasing Jiraiya and Tsunade. "Kakashi and Yamato and the others can explain further, I'll go make you three some ramen!"
