"Argh!" I yelled to myself. He's just-- Why did he--Urgh! And then it struck me. I had sex with the enemy. I touched that weasel. A-and he...liked it? My brain blanked itself for a second before I burst into hysterical laughter. I mean, how funny was it that the guy who I have been torturing my whole life received pleasure from me! I carried on laughing to my hearts content until my phone went off. Dutty love starting playing throughout the forest. "Hey Meg." I said, answering the phone.
"HEY GIRL! Where did you go last night!?" Megan shouted down the phone, trying to be louder than the noise in the background.
"Where was I? Where were you?! Dude, I thought we had a deal!" I said, quite angry that she didn't stick to our pact when I always did. "You were talking to Cole and I didn't want to interrupt because then he would know that I know about you, so I started talking to Jay and one thing led to another and I kind of got distracted. Sorry girl." So I did see her making out with Jay. Typical. "Megan, we had a pact. If either of us gets too drunk, we take care of each other. I have NEVER broke that deal, Meg."
"I know, Alex and I am so very sorry. I will never do it again but... Alex?"
"Yes, M?" I answered.
"What happened last night?" She asked. Oh fuck, I guess I got to tell her but what if she doesn't understand? What am I saying? Of course she'll understand, she's my best friend. "Meg, you should probably take a seat...It's going to be a long story."
A few minutes later I finished my last sentence...
"...And now I have to date him." I finished with a sigh. I still can't get my head around this thing. " Babe...that's sounds excellent!" Megan said, excited. Is this girl insane!? "In what world is this excellent?!" I asked, slightly ... Okay very annoyed at the fact she's so happy about this. "Ally, you've been wanting to get this guy back for all the things he's done since you were 5 right? Well, this is a perfect way of revenge!" She explained, still sounding extremely giddy. " What kind of revenge is that M? Seems like I'm only one losing out here."
"Babe, remember Conner? Conner Reynolds?" She asked.
"Yeah, the guy that dumped you before Primary School Prom (Elementary School). What about him?" I asked, where is she going with this.
" Do you remember what you did to help me get revenge?"
"Yeah, I dated him and acted like the worst girlfriend in history to him until he went insane but I don't...Oh! MEGAN, YOU'RE A GENIUS!" I screamed. How had I not thought of this before. " I know, I'm brilliant!" Megan boasted down the phone. What an ego but that's what makes her Megan! "Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say. Look dude, I'm in the forest at the moment can you meet me in town in an hour?" I asked.
"Yeah sure, but why dudette?" Meg said, curiously.
"Because... We need to go shopping." I said deviously. "Cole won't know what hit him."
a few shops later...
"Okay, try on this one!" Said Megan pushing yet another dress into my hands. "Meg, chill out! this is like the tenth shop we've been in, I believe that we have enough clothing now." I replied, pointing at the twenty shopping bags lying in front of us. Megan then turned to me with her stupid sad face.
"Don't you want him to drool at your feet?" she asked and I regrettably nodded. She smiled and threw a sleeveless top at me. "Then go try those on!" she said, pushing me into a stall.
After we finally got out of those clothing dungeons, we decided to get some food as I was starving and Megan wanted to meet her toyboy there. As we approached the Food Bucket, we saw Jayden stood there with probably ten girls surrounding
him, drooling in his presence.
"Excuse me girls! He's already taken, okay? So run along little sluts." Megan shouted over the girls failed attempts at trying to be flirty. She then barged through them and proceeded to have one of the most intense makeout sessions I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing, although it did the trick as the groupies quickly departed, grumbling some not so pleasant words.
"Okay, guys! They're gone now so split up or get a room." I said, covering my eyes as they devoured eachothers faces.
"Guys, seriously too much PDA for any poor teenager (ha! I'm funny) to see!" I said but they didn't even try to stop. That's about the time my belly started growling at me for food, so I left them to publicly dry hump to go get some food. "Hi, I'll have two burgers and fries, three portions of curly fries, a bucket of chicken, two slices of pizza, two chicken wraps and ermmm...a diet coke too please." I said to the nice cashier lady, who gave me disgusted look. Maybe she is not so nice. "That will be £35.99 please." She said in a nasally tone. Wow, that's gotta get annoying. I handed her the money and went to the seating area to wait for my food. I took out my phone to check for messages when I felt a presence looming over me. I didn't even have to look up to know who it was, his strong cologne gave it away.
"Damien Vondran. To what do I owe this displeasure? " I asked dryly, glaring at him with ice cold eyes. "Tut tut, now is that anyway to talk to your future Father-in-law?" He replied sitting next to me. "Cut the bullsh--" I was cut short when I felt my throat tighten.
"Don't you dare talk to me like that, you insubordinate spoilt little bitch!" He said, using his telekinesis to tighten the invisible grip around my neck. "Now are you going to behave?" He asked and I nodded rapidly. "Good girl." He whispered letting go of my neck. I hurriedly supplied my airwaves with the much needed air it demanded. "Now, as you are well aware, you and my son are to court each other am I right?' Fearing that my voice would betray me I simply nodded. "And I also understand that you and my son have had your disagreements in the past? but I'm here to make sure that you understand that ends today, are we understood?" He questioned, staring into my eyes. I nodded again.
"Good. You seem like a smart girl Miss Cromwell, I know you wouldn't think of planning anything stupid. Would you?" He looked so deep into my eyes it was like he could see my soul. You know, if I had one. Before I could respond I was cut short by the cashier lady bringing my food over. Thank god for that woman! I could kiss her right now! "Here's your food. Hope your day is a bucket full of fun." She said while giving my a pained smile. Maybe, I won't kiss her just yet. "We'll carry on this conversation later Hun." He said giving me a wink while eating on of my fries walking out of the stores.
Well, today just gets better and better.