IMPOSSIBLE (chanbaek)

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We Are One Exo Saranghaja!!
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AUTHORS POV

"Dude you sure you okay?" Kai asked as they sat down, "you know down their, i mean like he kicked ya pretty hard...damn I didn't think that midget had such a strong kick. You went in for that kiss, and bam! He-"

He groaned as chan kicked him "shut up, but I gotta agree this one is interesting." Chan said glaring at baek who was sitting on the other end of the cafeteria.

Chuckling sehun sat down "told you."
While Chanyeol and Kai gave him a confused look, "what? I told you to stay away from baekie and I also told you he's different."

"Who the f*ck is Byun baekhyun to you?" They asked.

"Well let me tell you this I've known baekie since he was in diapers, literally, his mom and my mom were best-friends, we were practically brothers."

"What happened??" They asked in curiosity.

"Umm uhhh, by the age of ten we drifted apart, I can't tell you why but when he was ten something happened, and he drifted away from me, literally pushed me away, I'm surprised he even let those guys be his friends." Sehun said looking down.

"Woah it's been eight years" Chanyeol said, "now tell me how do I ask that to a date."

"Hah haa playing it safe." Kai said as he first pumped Chanyeol. As they looked at sehun again with excitement.

"F*ck y'all! Stop it" sehun said smacking them both, "and for the hundredth time his name is baekhyun, he is not a that."

Chanyeol rolled his eyes, "Whatever just tell me how should I ask him out on a date."

"You cant" as simple as that, sehun answered.

Back to the midgets..... and lay.

"I can't believe he did that" exclaimed the deer.

"And that kick baekhyun damn" said the panda.

"I taught him well" claimed Satan with a smirk.

"Umm...baekhyun are you okay?" Asked lay watching baekhyun who was sitting beside him glaring and stabbing his meatloaf? Chicken? Horse? Whatever the fuxk the cafeteria food is made of.

"You know whatever that thing they call food is, does not deserved to be stabbed on" kyungsoo stated sitting across the table from him.

Baekhyun just realizing they were talking to him raised his head looking at them. "What?"

"What's wrong?" Luhan asked "why're you mad?"

"I'm not mad" he replied plainly.

"Oka-"

"But you know what how dare he, I mean like I don't care about first kisses and all, but I care about my lips, my lips which will now forever be tainted by a player who's friends with your boyfriends Don't get me wrong they're fine but that thing they call a friend is not, imagine all the people he kissed hundreds probably thousands, ya a lot I practically indirectly kissed all of those people, and don't start with whatever else he'd done with that mouth of his" he gasped "what if? What if he ate cucumber?? Oh god I can't anymore lay!" He screamed shaking lay " I indirectly tasted cucumber ah! How am I supposed to live now."