Thinking Out Loud (boyxboy)

How I met your father.

You gave me a reason for my being,

and I love what I'm feelin'

You gave me a meaning to my life,

Yes, I've gone beyond existing.

And it all began....

When I met you........"

Ted Mostly's POV

Kids,

I am gonna tell you an incredible story.

The story of how I met your....

'Shut the hell up! Ted Mostly!!! Get your own story or you'll never really find "the one" and have kids to tell of your sex adventures in a 9 season tv show run.'

.............

Jesse's POV    

'Phew!' Insert dramatic wiping of imaginary sweat. Okay, he's gone. I'm sorry about that fellas. Ted Mostly can be a jerk.com sometimes.... So where were we again?

Oh!!! Right!!! Before we continue to that, you are probably excited because of the chapter title. 'Tadaaaaa!!!!'

But let me explain myself. It's just a title. It doesn't mean that whoever I meet in this chapter or tell you about how I met this specific person for the first time. First of all, you are not my kids. Second, although it says father, it doesn't mean that I am gay for that matter, nor I am gonna be bottom and assume the girly role if ever I was even gay, which is definitely not the case. And third, it doesn't necessarily foretell the future nor does it guarantee that I'll end up with this person and have kids with her or him because the devil keeps whispering to the author to end my lovely story into a tragedy, but don't worry this sexy angel is getting his freak on... and the author buys it... I should really stop breaking the 4th Wall.

'BANG!!!!!'

Did I get the same number of exclamations right? Are you all worried because it might actually be a gunfire? I mean not all bang sounds comes from a gun. Right?

Me, Raven and Billy all stopped on our tracks and turned our heads to where the loud bang came from.

Apparently it was a bully who smacked his hand on a locker trapping a small boy with this other bully. The wannabe bullies... they are appropriately called Francis and Butch "The Twin Wannabullies." They aren't really twins because this book already have the ginger twins, we don't need another one. Francis and Butch are doing this to gain status and be part of our clique. But I doubt that even if they become successful in hurting the boy, that Jason is gonna let them sit with us. I mean the number one requirement is being attractive. Raven and Billy aren't exactly the model types, but they look good enough and they are my best friends. And although the cheerleaders keeps raising their eyebrows at them they can't really do anything much because they know they can never get to unzip my jeans if they even dare insult or lay a finger on my best buds.

Now, Francis... he has this very pale skin, with dark spots, has this spiked black hair, dark circles under his eyes, crooked discolored teeth, he wears this grey shirt with a lightning print and black sleeveless vest over it, spiked wrist collars, a loose blue jeans with a wallet chain, grey sneakers, and his nails are painted black. Butch on the other hand has this striped purple shirt, black ugly fitting jeans, his hair is a brown bowl cut covering his eyes making his big mouth and his slack-jaw look even bigger. It's odd that they seem to wear the same stuff everyday. Both of them are big but they aren't buff nor fat, more like 40-60 muscle-fat ratio, if that makes sense. They'll never get to nail the chores, as slutty as they are they still have tastes.