Prompt: Talk Radio

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Hello, lovely people, and welcome back to Janus Radio. Today on this show we're all about fun, fun, fun! And most importantly, we're all about fun at work. Is your boss hassling you? Stacy putting plastic spoons in the microwave with her leftover Chinese? Don't do that again, Stacy! /DONT. DO IT. AGAIN./

...Anyways, there are plenty of ways to stay in a good mood at work! You could look at photos of dogs, for instance! So cute and hairy, with their many eyes and poisonous barbs. /I DO LOVE DOGS./ Citizens, look at your dog. I know you have one. You have to. Look at its many eyes, its horribly cute pincers... (static).

Oh, look at that! The boss says it's time for the break. Tune in yesterday for the rest of the show! /DO IT. YOU MUST./ Goodnight, folks, and remember- duality is the only asset of man. Buh-bye!

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 06, 2018 ⏰

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