The lights of the club were colourful and bright, though his smile was brighter. He had been dating a certain boy for quite a while now, and finally decided to work up the courage and ask him out for a drink or two. They were currently on fifths.
"Hey Baby, you know you got a nice bod," DudeBro spoke, slurring his words. "Why don't you let me tap dat ass sometime?"
ObviousBottom chuckled, knowing that DudeBro only got like this when drunk. He was generally very joyful, though somewhat flirty. "Is that so, Honey?" He replied, unable to hold back his laugh.
DudeBro smirked, smacking ObviousBottoms ass. "It sure is, Babe! This ass right here is juicy as fuck! Wonder how tight you are."
A laugh ensued, ending with a small snort. "You know," ObviousBottom smiled, "You can Stanley Steamer my ass any day."
