It was a sunny day on Conch Street. Squidward awoke to the sound of clams chirping.
"That's odd," Squidward muttered to himself, "Usually Spongebob is up this early." He double-checked his clock: 8:30 AM. It was a Sunday, so there was no work today.
"Maybe he's with that idiot friend of his," Squidward laughed, getting up out of bed. He put in his normal brown shirt with short sleeves, and hurried downstairs. Squidward entered his kitchen, making some coffee. As soon as he sat down to enjoy his beverage, there was a knock at his door. Groaning, Squidward slowly moved towards the door.
Spongebob was standing outside the door, not as cheerful as he usually was. "What do you want you imbecile?" Squidward sneered, looking down at the sponge. Tears welled up in Spongebob's eyes as he hugged Squidward.
"I'm sorry for all the years I've annoyed you!" Spongebob cried, hugging Squidward tighter, "You're just so cool and amazing... I love hanging out with you!" Squidward's face grew red. No one had ever said anything this nice to him before.
"I... uh..." Squidward stammered. Spongebob walked backwards, "It's ok, Squidward... You don't have to say anything." Squidward knelt down, wrapping his tentacles around Spongebob's face. "Spongebob," Squidward looked into Spongebob's eyes, "I love you." He proceeded to kiss Spongebob passionately. Tears streamed down Spongebob's face as his eyes sparkled.
Spongebob pulled away, wiping the tears from his cheek, "Squidward, I can't... Patrick and I-"
Squidward snarled, "Screw Patrick... we were meant to be together." He picked up Spongebob, continuing to kiss the sponge. Spongebob moaned, "Ooh Squidward... I love you!"
Squidward carried Spongebob to his room, then laid him on the bed. Taking off his shirt, Squidward laid on the bed with Spongebob. "I know this is sudden," Squidward started, "You probably would of never thought I've loved you... I tell you how much I hate you, but I've always dreamed of the day we got to be together." Spongebob smiled, "Oh Squidward... you're so hot when you're all sentimental."
Unfortunately, the one person Spongebob and Squidward didn't want to hear them was in the closet: Patrick.
