GROUPCHAT
serene, aria, alex & elsie
elsie
ladies and alex i have NEWS
alex
even through text i can tell you recoiled saying alex
elsie
it seems you were offended my good bitch
aria
is the news that serene lost a duel for the first time
elsie
yeah she was too busy fantasizing about her marriage to a certain kira yukimura
serene
i wasn't FANTASIZING
aria
it seems you were offended my good bitch
elsie
y'all here sumn?
alex
serene is hopelessly in love with kira and won't do anything about it tell me something i don't know
serene
kira is way out of my league she would never like me that way
alex
that is genuinely the stupidest thing you have ever said in your entire life and we've all witnessed you cry about pancake videos at 4 am
serene
alex if u would like to live to see the next day i would shut ur mouth
alex
oh no i can die happy now you know how stupid you are
serene
you've all lost your serene baking privileges
elsie
as if you'd take baking privileges from aria
aria
elsie is right
aria
even if you did take them you're bringing baking to kira and she will without a doubt share with me soooo
serene
someone above has it out for me
alex
it's me, i'm the one who has it out for you, i gotta keep the spirit world clean of ur dumbassery
serene
i see years of hostility has yet to put fear into you
elsie
your hostility lost scare value when we found out you're part bird
aria
tweet tweet
alex
polly want a cracker
serene
i regret meeting every single one of you
elsie
yet you would be nowhere without us
serene
i give up can elsie be the hostile one of the group
aria
your top solution to almost every minor problem you have is murder
serene
and what about it
alex
calm down mara dyer
elsie
i was gonna make that reference :(
alex
ruh roh ;-( scooby
serene
alex pls repress the furry inside of you
aria
of all things serene could have said that is the worst one
alex
i'm not a furry i was innocently referencing scooby doo because elsie is a mystery solving werewolf if anything you are the furry you're part phoenix ur literally a bird hop off my dick
